Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, my life has been pretty hectic lately.

So here are a few more, I'll try to add on by the end of the week.

40) When old people tell you that they can’t believe you don’t know how to use a radial dial phone or how to milk a goat or whatever is on their mind. The great part is that they generally have no idea how to use useful things like a cell phone or the internet.

41) When people try to awkwardly set up a conversation in which you are almost trapped into replying. Example: I am sitting in a lecture hall, and a guy sitting off to my left kept looking over at me, but was talking to his friend. Now I had my Denver Broncos sweatshirt on, so the next thing this guy says to his friend was “Did you see the Broncos game?”, and his friend has the look of “What are you talking about?” Now off the top of my head, I was thinking “Well there is absolutely no way in hell you saw it unless you had satellite TV in your dorm room.”  He then turns to me a goes “O you are a Broncos fan how funny I’m from Wyoming.” The conversation essentially goes nowhere from there, and by the way I live in Virginia.

42) Carrot Top’s existence

43) When you get what feels like dirt, but probably is a bug that flew in. Then when you go to flush it; it feels like you have just washed it towards the back of your eyeball. So then I will think “Well it will be gone in a little while just let it come out.” It is just a horrible feeling that I can’t stand.

44)Everything about Carlos Mencia’s comedy. He first off is half German and half Mexican. So this supposedly gives him the right to make racist jokes about all races, and make very stupid noises after jokes like “dee-dee-dee” so that if the joke wasn’t funny you can still laugh at his noise. Now I’ve found out that he steals jokes then repeats them in a Mexican accent, which makes me hate him even more. I hate Ned Holdness, which is his real name.

I have tried down make this as "family friendly" as possible if you see anything that bothers you, not that you disagree with, then please message me and I'll try to fix it. I will be adding on occasionally to this blog. Its sort of a quick note of things that I observed over my short lifetime of 20 years, and find annoying or ironic.  some of it is more mature oriented, but anyone should be able to read this.

Feel free to message me with feedback and enjoy.

1) People who decide to play music really loud and open a window/door so everyone else can hear it.  I don’t know if they expect someone to walk in and go wow you are so awesome the music you listen to is amazing; I want to party down with you. I know I sound like a grumpy old person, but really don’t force everyone else to listen to whatever music you like.

2) People who either exaggerate or act like they are an intellectual. When they talk to you they try to use as many “big words” as they can think of and half the time they don’t even string the words together correctly.  I always want to just start making up words and see if they try to follow along like the words actually mean something.

3) People on the internet, whether commenting on something or talking on Xbox Live, who either act tough, racist, etc… and outside of the little virtual world would not even dare say the things they say on the internet.

4) When someone comments to you or serves you extra food because you’re big. It is so annoying when they comment how huge you are and that you would probably like to eat the entire batch of food. I want to see some scrawny kid walk up and someone say “You know what I’m going to cut this in half since you would probably waste the other half.”

5) Philisophical Facebook quotes are so stupid. I expect to read some funny quote or something instead I read something like “Friendships are like ponds full of life and cosmic rays of sunshine, and they can grow into vast oceans with kindness and sparkles of love.” I always want to break something when I read them.

6) People who put on an act when they meet people. Instead of just being who they are they act like some wonderful person who is funny and overly nice. Then when you get to know them you find out they beat their girlfriend and smoke cocaine.

7) This is pretty universally annoying, but when slow drivers drive in the fast lane. I usually don’t mind when I can just drive around them, but when they drive next to an equally slow car so no one can pass them, it ticks me off. There should be a law that you can drive on the shoulder to pass these people.

8) People who trash their friends to anyone who will listen. They will focus on the little imperfections of their friends and complain about it for as long as they can. I guess it makes them feel better to complain about everyone else’s issues. What is even better is when he/she see that same friend later that day and act like he/she are best friends.

9) Fat people who wear tight clothing. I really don’t mind people being fat, but when they wear Juicy or something, especially girls, I want to throw up. I usually want to walk up and say “You know everyone can see all 13 curves of your body.” If you want to dominate the buffets your whole life, stick to some comfy, loose clothing.

10) People in sporting events who thank God or some dead relative for scoring or winning. I honestly don’t think they care whether you win or lose a sporting event. It’s annoying watching athletes on camera saying they prayed that God would help them to victory when I’m pretty sure God isn’t sitting up there going “This quarterback is praying for a touchdown, well here comes your touchdown.”

11) Liberals who claim to be moderate because they are open to all ideas, but when you state any conservative idea they blow up and   talk about how stupid that view is. This somewhat falls along the lines of the fake intellectuals.

12) People who think they are creative with photos. I look at a picture and they have like a mirror picture or the aerial view of their face. I’m not going to look at your aerial picture and think “Oh my god you lucky son of a gun, an airplane must have gotten a really good picture of you looking straight at it.” It would be ok if it was just 1 or 2 pictures, but it’s like their entire collection is like that.

13)  People who get drunk and tell you about their epic night. The great part about it is they usually want to make you believe they got so trashed that they can’t remember anything, but want to tell you how much they drank or who they got with that night at the same time. I guess this is a mixture of annoying and funny.

14) People who decide to combine words that are never combined. Like, I could have done it in the previous annoying thing with “annoying” and “funny”, and made annuny or funoying. Whenever somebody does this I want to say, “You are a damned genius how did no one think of this awesomely hilarious word. You should probably go into comedy.” That would be a mean thing to say, but it bothers me that people think they are funny when they do this.

15) Bill O'Reilly

16) People who brag and at the same time try to act modest. Like an athlete who is telling someone, “Yeah I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it in the big leagues, I know I have 30 teams knocking at my door almost every hour asking for me personally, but I believe what is meant to happen will happen and if that means saving babies with AIDS instead of playing ball I will probably do whatever is best.” Just say yeah I’m good and plan to be picked up on a multimillion dollar deal and quit blathering, trying to convince people your some great person.

17) People who ask irrelevant questions in a class to get noticed by a teacher, and all they do is waste time. For instance, I am in American History looking at a slide of where Indian tribes were distributed across America, and a kid, who is notorious for these questions, asks the teacher if she could explain why the Apache are so far north. Now I wouldn’t care if we were studying tribal positioning of Native Americans, but what he is asking doesn’t matter at all. He then goes on by trying to sound smart with buffalo pattern causing constant change in living or something and we waste about 20 minutes on how Apache follow buffalo.

18) Those stickers on people’s caps. I don’t know why people think it is so awesome to have the sticker on there, but it seems like everyone is obsessed with them. Sort of a random thing to annoy me, but I always want to rip them off the cap every time I see them. Maybe I should start leaving the tag on my shirt to start a new fad.

19) Dead baby and women jokes are the most uncreative jokes I’ve ever heard. They always include some really messed up details.  For instance, I can make up a dead baby joke right now that so many people would find hilarious.  “What do you call a television dropped on a baby’s head? Real Entertainment” I know this isn’t the most high quality dead baby joke, but all the same it sounds like all the other ones you hear. This just tells me that there are some messed up people, and explains why people shoot up schools.

20) Guys who call certain girls promiscuous even though they sleep around as much as those girls. It’s always funny listening to some guy talk about they won’t sleep with some girl because she is promiscuous because they probably have some disease also. I usually wouldn’t mind, but it’s like some obsession for these guys, and I always want to tell these guys “Stop complaining about the girls you sleep with when you’re just as bad.”

21) Guys, namely white guys (I'm white), who do really weird stuff for no particular reason.  Like during a football camp I’m at, everyone was wanting to see how many people they could fit in a tiny little shower instead of doing it clothed they decide to get in naked and turn on the shower. I really don’t get it and I’ll just leave it at that.

22) People who just take some of your food without asking. You might be talking or something and they just reach over and grab whatever they want that was on your plate. What makes it even more annoying is when they act like it was a joke afterwards. Usually I’ll say something like “What are you doing?” and they laugh and think it was a joke. Now I’ve seen people blow it out of proportion and call the person out the thief then makes that person seem like a jerk even though they had their food taken. Every time someone does this I want to just reach over and take whatever food they have left and drop it on the floor and laugh like it’s a joke. I sound like an angry fat kid for this one.

23) Old Navy Commercials (enough said)

24) TV channels occasionally have some show like funniest something or stupidest whatever and for some reason I’m always drawn to watch these shows and usually enjoy them. However there is one channel and I don’t know which that feels the need to let washed-up celebrities like Danny Bonadouche or Kathy Lee Gifford give their opinion on what just happened. I can’t stand it at all. Did someone think “O wow that was so funny/stupid I wonder what Kathy Lee would say about it.” The irony is the people commenting on the stupid thing that just happened usually have done things much more stupid sometime in their career. There is a reason these people are washed up because no one wanted to see them in the first place.

25) People trying to one up the other in conversations. I usually between adults and it usually is when they compare their kids. I’m just going to give a made up example because there is really no way to put this in words. 

Mom 1: O my Jimmy got first place in his art competition in his high school we are just so proud of him.

Mom 2: Congratulations, that’s wonderful, sort of like how my Bobby has won the high school state competition 3 years in a row.

Mom 1: That’s wonderful, yeah we are trying to find a way to finance Jimmy on a trip to renovate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

Mom 2: Bobby had been offered to do that last year and we felt it was a waste of time.

You get the idea.

26) When people, whether they mean it or not, tell you how wonderful you are. Now usually they mean well by it, but it puts you in an awkward position because you can say “Yeah I am wonderful” or “Well I’m not that wonderful” which makes you sound like a pussy. Thank you seems to be the best option but then you have essentially ended the conversation and feel like you somehow bragged on yourself.

27) Sometimes I’ll be driving and a light will come on the dashboard, and I have no idea what it means, and I’m left speeding down the interstate wondering if this is at all serious. This also happens on computers and what not which is just frustrating, but not life threatening. It happened mostly when I was a new driver, and something like RS in a circle would pop up, and I’m thinking crud did my “RS” break or is a cop going to pull me over and write me a ticket saying “All the lights on the back of your car fell off a mile back did you not see the bright RS signal?” This is sort of a weird thing that probably I have only experienced, but I’m writing it down anyways.

28) People who pressure somebody to ride a roller coaster.  Now I have been guilty of doing this but there is always one person who doesn’t want to ride the “Plunge to the Earth” roller coaster whenever friends/family are out to an amusement park. The whole group feels the need to barrage this person for reasons why they need to ride this ride and how everybody’s doing it. Who the heck cares whether or not they ride and that is the question I ask myself when I catch myself doing this. I’ve never seen anybody go “Wait you said it is awesome, well why didn’t anybody say that before let’s go!”

29) People who make a huge deal about some minority being the first. I understand the first black president could be considered a big deal but when I see some news report on the first woman to ride in an airplane as a navigator across the Indian Ocean or some obscure accomplishment that is way over dramatized. It shouldn’t matter when some minority accomplishes some obscure task that hundreds of other people have already done.

30) People who wear sunglasses everywhere they go. I understand there is some sort of fashion that goes along with sunglasses, but why do some people feel they need to always wear them.  It will be ridiculously cloudy outside, and I can guarantee some idiot that you’ll see that day will have sunglasses on his head or eyes. I tried just wearing a pair around my house for about an hour a felt like I had slightly disabled myself.

31) Women always are talking about how girls need to stop trying to look like supermodels they see in magazines, and I completely agree, but for a different reason. Supermodels look as if they have no soul. They all have the same “look” of the bone structure and thinness. I don’t know if it is only me, but I think that girls I see everyday are more attractive than most of these supermodels. Supermodels are slightly creepy looking and I don’t understand why they do ridiculous things to mainly their hair, but mainly just their overall appearance.

32) Sometimes I’ll be eating something and I will get something hard and chewy in my food. This leaves me in a dilemma. My options are to 1) Remove chewy thing from my mouth hoping few people are looking, and try to find a way not to gross people around me out with it, or 2) Swallow chewy thing hoping it wasn’t a baby mouse or something. This is especially worse in public places when both your options stink considering you have many more people around and you may be swallowing something horribly disgusting. The ultimate worse thing to happen is to decide to remove it then lose it in your mouth, and be even more grossed out.

33) Whenever somebody gives you a little pet name, especially strangers, like honey, sweetie, etc. It has a certain creepy affect to it. This is something maybe your moms calls you, but when somebody I don’t know does it I want to just say “O my name is ****, I am not sweet at all by the way”. So how can I help you sugar momma? Just take 2 seconds to find the person’s name out.

34)  Occasionally I’ll flip by some channel that has the newest diet pill or workout routine or hair growth treatment, anyways something that is usually a scam. Anyways you’ll see the before and after picture and not only did they lose weight from this thing they also got a tan and went from being in a boring gray room to the beach or pool. Not really an annoying thing just something I will see and think is funny.

35) Band kids who want to convince you that band is the next hardest thing from the Marines’ boot camp. Like some football player will be talking about how hard football camp is then a band kid feels the need to tell us about the rigors of band training and how they have to spend hours in the heat training. I just have a hard time believing that when the tuba player is twice as wide as his tuba. I really can’t stand that these kids instead of going “Yeah, band doesn’t take a lot of athleticism, but is pretty tough to learn”, they tell me how you could easily transfer from band to the Navy SEALS.

36) When an overweight person brings up their weight in order to get sympathy. They usually say something along the lines of, “I will just look like a fatty sitting at the pool without a shirt.” They are looking for the response of, “O, you aren’t fat you just have a large frame.” I make fun of myself for being big, but don’t expect people to say I’m big boned or something like that because that would make them a dirty liar. I like to respond when someone does this pathetic sympathy gimmick with, “Well I would probably try to eat less” They usually get defensive and say something stupid like well it’s genetic or something.

37) Guys who are picky about women when they are disgustingly ugly people themselves. I was looking through YouTube and saw a guy who looked like he was good with computers with the title of his video saying Megan Fox is a 6, so naturally I clicked on it. This guy went on to rant about how Megan Fox had “toe thumbs” and that wouldn’t do it for him. Seriously. This guy will never get married with his ridiculous standards; she does have toe thumbs by the way but that would probably knock her down from a 10 to a 9.999.

38) When I go to see how good a movie is and the critics have it rated either horribly or great and when I watch these movies I have no idea how they thought this movie was good/bad. For instance, “The Godfather” is the highest rated movie among critics and I watched all 3 hours waiting for it to get good and it was absolutely horrible. Or the critic will say “the plot twist of this movie was not original enough for me”, I don’t understand why we even have movie critics when the people can just as easily critique a movie on entertainment value.

39) When people announce to you the way in which they are going to go to the bathroom. For instance, “I’m going to go drop a fat deuce.” Now, I really didn’t want to know that to start off with. However, there is also no way to respond to this. Like do you say “Let loose”? I can’t stand when this happens.