Gastric Air Retention

Gastric Air Retention!

It has come to my attention
That gastric Air Retention
Can induce a strange expression
On my face

I like to breathe the good air in
And to expel is not a sin
I won't explode and send my Organs
Into Space

So by using some discretion
I can lose my pained expression
Just by letting Mother Nature
Do her thing

It's my absolute belief
It's a wonderful relief
And it sometimes makes me want to
Dance and sing.

SS

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Mrs. Levy

Mrs. Levy was sitting on her front porch talking to her neighbor.

"Oy!" she exclaimed. "My daughter-in- law is just so lazy! She sleeps

Until after ten o'clock every single morning! My poor son, Solomon,

Wakes up at the crack of dawn and has to make his own breakfast. She

Won't clean the house and she made my Solomon get her a maid so she

Won't have to lift a finger. Then, when he comes home after a long,

Hard day at work, Solomon has to make his own dinner because she can't

Be bothered even with that!"

Mrs. Levy sighed and asked, "So how is your daughter?"

"My daughter Rivka has an absolute gem of a husband," the neighbor

Answered. "He insists my Rivka pamper herself by sleeping late in the

Morning, he hired help so she shouldn't have to work so hard, and he

Even comes home from work and tells her to relax while he takes care

Of dinner!"

Hello

There's a word in every language
A word that you should know
A word that means you're friendly
A word used high and low.
Though the way to say it varies
Most everywhere you go
Its meaning never changes
And that word is...
Hello!

Hello!
Hello!
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello!

Yakko: In Germany it's "guten Tag"
Which also means "good day"
"Ni hao" is exactly how
Hello sounds in Taipei.
In Portugal it's "ola"
In Arabic, "salem"
Saying "zravo" means hello
In Macedonian.

It's "aloha" in Hawaii
They say "ya su" in Greece
In Israel the word's "shalom"
And that means "peace".
The Italians have "buon giorno"
The Viennese, "servus"
When you're at the Eiffel Tower
Just smile and say "salut!"

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello!

In Nepal they say "namaste"
In Sweden, "goddag"
In Thailand, "sabai dee roo"
"Dobri den" in Prague.
In the Spanish language, "hola"
The Netherlands, it's "dag"
In Japanese, "konnichi-wa"
And "hey" in Little Rock.

When you say "u hali gani"
Swahili is the tongue
In Russian it's "zdrahstvooyteh"
Which sounds way better sung.
If you're ever in Korea
"Ahnyung hahsay yo!"
And in some parts of Brooklyn
Hello is just plain "yo!"

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello...
Hello!
Hello??
Hello!
Hello!!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello! Hello!

Though the way to say it varies
Most everywhere you go
Its meaning never changes
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
G'bye

Sizzileen

November 21, 2009