PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE:

 

  Americans who say eye-ther and neye-ther for either and neither.

 

  People who incorrectly use the reflexive pronoun yourself.  As in:

 

        How are you?

        Fine.  Yourself?

 

DUMB PEOPLE:

  

     Those who call Rap lyrics "poetry"

 

      People who read and BELIEVE gossip magazines, e.g. Globe, National Enquirer, and endless TV gossip shows.

 

     

THOUGHTS:

      The Red Carpet interviews and posing prior  to Academy Awards and other shows, is endlessly boring, and who really cares"

 

      It's time to change our political system to the Parliament style used by the U.k.  The proceedings of the senate and house are tedious and NOTHING gets done.

 

      It's time to eliminate the Electoral College.

 

      It's time to decriminalize and tax Marijuana.

 

      It's time to make Gay Marriage the law of the land.

 

      It's time to eliminate the death penalty!  Most CIVILIZED countries have already done so.

 

  

People that should be caned or get 1000 hours of community service:

 

  Those that use cell phones in public or while driving.

 

  Those that have devices attached to their head that makes them look like the BORG

 

NEW RULES (apolgies to Bill Mahr):

 

  Enough already of Cavemen Commercials.

 

  No owner of a car dealership may make his/her own commercial.

 

  Nothing should be allowed on TV or Newspapers about Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, or aother Hollywood freaks.

 

  And, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE HEAD-ON COMMERCIALS.

 

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