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I Eat Cranberry Nut Fudge And Need an Exorcist
NEVER, EVER eat cranberry nut fudge. I just had an expierence with it that can only be described as "demonic".
I went to an ice cream parlor to get a cone and there was a kind old lady handing out free samples of the newest flavor of fudge "cranberry nut". I don't really care for fudge. It's too sweet.
The lady came up to me and asked me if I wanted a piece, so I politely said no. I don't want to end up rolling on the floor of the ice cream parlor until the cops come to get me while I kick and scream and laugh. But the lady persisted, so I said yes and took a piece. I can't remeber the next 2 hours, but I had a really bad headache and a drank almost a gallon of water to wash down the sugar. My dentist is probably having fits right now.
I didn't feel well after I had the fudge. It felt like something was haunting me. (This is the day before Halloween, so anything could happen.) I didn't want to do something stupid, like call an exorcist. Who believes in THAT stuff? I did the mature thing and took out my Ouija Board.
There was a spirit in the room that told me, "Kout Derver 5 The". Don't you love Ouija Boards?
I'm getting a little off topic, the point is DON'T EAT THE FUDGE!
Pokemon DX: Gale of Dampness
What Scares Me
I had a nightmare last night so I thought I would cool off by posting my biggest fears:
-ventriloquist dummies (SOOOOOOOOOOOO creepy)
-spiders (not snakes though)
-parrots (weird, I know but they look like they're up to something)
-clowns (they don't scare me, but they are a little creepy)
-drowning, choking, being strangled etc. (For me they're the 2nd worst ways to die. (1st is falling in a woodchipper.)
-Epcot (For being a part of "The Happiest Place in the World" the people who work there sure don't look happy. Maybe I'm just mad because I went on the "Imagination Ride" by mistake.)
My First Video
I just made my first YouTube video! Yay! Unless you watch Big Brother, it won't interest you.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdhVhPxs5xU
School
School is just around the corner for me so we had
to do shopping yesterday. Imagine a packed Wal-Mart, with everybody screaming, in Florida. There
were actually 2 women fighting over 15 cent paper. PAPER!
Looking at the tabloids at the checkout counter is fun though. We have one down
here called "The Sun" that claimed a computer killed somebody and a one million-year old man killed
somebody. Just like an episode of The X-Files. (Loved that show!)
I sure hope I don't get a psycho teacher this year...
Movie Review #2: An Inconvenient Truth
"An Inconvenient Truth" is a shocking, eye-opening documentary on global warming made by former vice-pres Al Gore.
Being a documentary I can only judge this movie on 2 qualities:
The Big Idea: 10/10
You would never have believed that global warming would be such a huge problem until you see this movie. Al Gore is truely passionate about the subject and gives you more than enough facts, mainly presented in charts.
Length: 9.5/10
The length was perfect for me, but if you're a die-hard conservative then looking at Al Gore for this long could cause your brain to snap... :)
Overall Rating: 9.75/10
It's probably too late to see this movie, but when it comes out on DVD you should get it. If we all do one thing to combat global warming it would help save the Earth. Remember, this is not a political issue. It's a moral issue.
To see a trailer for this movie, go to:
My Soda Obsession
I am obsessed with Dr. Pepper! Not Coke, not Pepsi. Dr. Pepper. I don't know WHY I love it so much I just do. My friends say it tastes like medicine, but I L-O-V-E it! Can someone explain why? Is it a gene or something?
Movie Review #1: Pirates of the Caribbean 2
I will start rating new movies on this blog and when fall comes, new TV shows. My first review is "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest."
Movie Description: Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is back and is now looking for a key. A key that will open the very chest that contains the heart of Davy Jones himself. Arrrrrrrrr. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swan (Keira Knightly) join him for this memorable, swashbuckling quest.
Graphics: 10/10
This is where the movie shines. Davy Jones and his crew looked very realistic and when the Kraken came I was amazed. (In mythology, the kraken doesn't resemble an octopus but that's poetic license.) The graphics were all-in-all better than the first and they make this movieworth seeing.
Sound/Music: 5.5/10
Nothing special in sound. Just pirate tunes and waves crashing over the sea. I was hoping that the sound would match the extraordinary graphics, but I was disappointed.
Plot: 6/10
The biggest let down in this movie is the plot. Some of the time the plot was patchy and special effects was all there was. However, the movie has a true pirate ending that will leave you on the edge of your seat...
Acting: 9.5/10
Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Keira Knightly return to brighten up the screen with Johnny Depp giving us the much-needed, occasional laugh. The acting is very good and mix with the realistic graphics to make you feel like you are actually on The Black Pearl.
Overall Rating: 7.75/10
This movie is worth your time! Go see it if you haven't already, but watch the 1st movie again before you do.
Rating: PG-13
Reality TV
I'll admit that I am a reality TV junkie. I know that many of the shows are shameless and will do anything for ratings, but I still enjoy them. Amoung the many I watch are:
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Big Brother |
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Survivor |
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The Amazing Race |
I proud of watching Big Brother and American Idol because they're real, I give a question mark to The Amazing Race, and I know Survivor is 100% fake.
Can somebody please tell me exactly WHY these shows are so addicting? It's not like anybody I want to win actually wins. (With the exception of The Amazing Race because the good guys ALWAYS seem to win. Hmmmm...)
Taylor vs. Katharine (American Idol)
I wanted Katharine to win soooo much. Taylor won. (I see why. I just thought that it was a singing, not a dancing competition.)
Danni vs. Stephanie (Survivor)
This wasn't the most recent season, but I feel very strongly about this one. Stephanie played the game tough and deserved to win while Danni rode the coattails all the way.
Ivette vs. Maggie (Big Brother 6)
I hated both of these ladies and I wanted Kaysar or Janelle to win, but that's the big drawback of this show being real.
Summer Depression
The summer boredom has finally set in! I hate it because you
don't want to go back to school, but you also don't want to stay at home and do nothing. I
did go to see "An Inconvient Truth" (it's not as boring as you think) and "Pirates 2". I liked both
of them and now I'm begging my mom to get a hybrid car. (30-60 mpg, but it costs more)
Oh yes, we went to Chile's last night to "eat". (Quotation marks because I'm not sure it was real
food) We got bad service and I ordered a chicken ranch sandwich and they gave me a hamburger. When I
tried to correct the waiter he said, "No, you cannot have a beer. *laughs*" and then he walked away.
Can anybody tell me how he got beer from that? Am I missing something? Oh well, the
teenage girls in the corner were having a good time. Their several empty beer glasses were
too. I'm going to go have breakfast now and try to get out of depression by going
tubing with my friends. (It always works, sometimes it pays to live in Florida.)
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