A baby polar bear went to his father and said, "Dad, am I really a polar bear?".
His father replied, "Of course you are! I am a polar bear, my father was a polar bear and his father was a polar bear!"
The cub then asked his mother, "Mum, am I really a polar bear?".
His mother said, "Yes dear, you are a polar bear. My mother was a polar bear, her mum was a polar bear, and so was her mother! Why do you ask, son?"
The young one replied, "Because I am freezing!".
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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