You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I never said most of the things I said.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The future ain't what it used to be.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

My favorite Yogi quote isn't in there...

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

One Yogi quote I love:

It's deja vu all over again!

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He had some classics , this bloke ! My fav is on my profile page but I don't know how to post it here !

" If you don't know where you are going , you might wind up some place else ." Yogi Berra .
Just copy and paste!
Yes it's a good one!

"It ain't over 'til it's over"-Yogi Berra

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."