Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

A man's kiss is his signature.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably
wouldn't be in love.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I've been things and seen places. (from I'm No Angel)

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Hatcheck Girl: "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!"

Mae West: "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

From "Night After Night" (1932)