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#1028602 - Fri Jan 03 2014 08:52 PM A Frog Walks into a Bank
Tizzabelle Offline

Registered: Sun Jan 17 2010
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Loc: Sydney NSW Australia         
A frog goes into a bank hoping to borrow some money. The teller introduces herself as Patricia Whack and proceeds to ask him a few questions. It turns out he is Fred Jagger, son of Mick Jagger. Fred asks for a million dollars and Patricia is taken aback. She asks for what collateral Fred has to put up for security in case he can't pay the money back. He pulls out a tiny white, china elephant and places it on the desk.

Patricia knows it can't be worth very much and takes the ornament into the manager to approve or decline the loan. The manager checks the ornament and paperwork. Without further ado, he looks up at Patricia and says "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
A platypus lays eggs and produces milk - it can make its own custard wink

#1028608 - Fri Jan 03 2014 09:51 PM Re: A Frog Walks into a Bank
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Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001
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Loc: Sydney
NSW Australia
That is awful! smile
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.

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#1028610 - Fri Jan 03 2014 10:07 PM Re: A Frog Walks into a Bank
MikeMaster99 Offline

Registered: Sun Oct 23 2011
Posts: 514
Loc: Melbourne VIC Australia      
That was a Kerry O'Keeffe special during the test cricket broadcast a couple of years ago. He drew it out a lot more before getting to the punchline and his snickering laugh endured for about 5 minutes. I was in stitches. Sad that this is his last test broadcast.

Edited by MikeMaster99 (Fri Jan 03 2014 10:15 PM)
Edit Reason: typo


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