Oooer! Flopsy. Is he rich and away a lot?(These are the main requirements of my single friend)
The neighbour? Doesn't live there but rents it out. The tree surgeon? I dunno.
However you ahould just wait a while, I've no idea how many men there'll be by the end of May because they seem to be multiplying - two men attacked my front garden with a bucket and spade today and made a right mess of it.

Okay, the bucket was attached to a digger and they cleaned up after themselves but they weren't like any garden gnomes I'd ever seen before!
