http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-27519536Mad dogs, an Englishman go out to cut a hedge
The Englishman a dragon clips and cuts a perfect edge;
The dogs race home, their barks reduced to yelping
They raised their legs - the man yelled "that wasn't helping!"
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The Hubble Telescope has just picked up a sound from a fraction of a second before the Big Bang. The sound was "Uh oh".