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#1080600 - Sat Jan 10 2015 01:46 PM Tom Swifties
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12546 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	I've re discovered Tom Swifties lately. Some of them are so clever. eg "I manufacture tabletops for shops," said Tom counterproductively. "It's not fair!" said Tom darkly. "I haven't had any tooth decay yet," said Tom precariously. "Put that gun down!" Said Tom disarmingly. Got any good ones? _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#1080602 - Sat Jan 10 2015 02:17 PM Re: Tom Swifties
ozzz2002 Moderator Registered: Mon Dec 03 2001 Posts: 20586 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Ren, there are about a dozen quizzes on them- have you played them yet? Just type 'swifty' into the 'Find' box, and go for it. And I agree, they are groaningly punny, Edited by ozzz2002 (Sat Jan 10 2015 02:17 PM) _________________________ The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it. Ex-Editor, Hobbies and Sports, and Forum Moderator
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#1080615 - Sat Jan 10 2015 05:55 PM Re: Tom Swifties
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12546 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Thanks Greg, yes I did some of them. So clever! _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#1081178 - Sat Jan 17 2015 12:36 AM Re: Tom Swifties
Jakeroo Multiloquent Registered: Sat Aug 30 2008 Posts: 2064 Loc: Alberta Canada	those were good Ren : ) Here's a couple more: "I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly. "I only have diamonds, clubs and spades," said Tom heartlessly. _________________________ Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense - Gertrude Stein
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#1081240 - Sat Jan 17 2015 08:20 PM Re: Tom Swifties
ASA Multiloquent Registered: Tue Oct 15 2002 Posts: 4334 Loc: Adelaide South Australia	"I can only see Dorothy and Bing", he said hopelessly. _________________________ Alan So much time ...... so little to do
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