Ron Chester, 62, was stopped by the police around 2am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as the dangers of smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? And who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
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