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#1101682 - Thu Jul 09 2015 01:42 PM International joke
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an Americans, an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbeki, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and a South African all walked into a posh French restaurant and the maitre d' said, "Sorry messieurs, but I cannot let you in wizzout a Thai."
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#1101699 - Thu Jul 09 2015 03:43 PM Re: International joke
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Groannnnnnn.

Were they all going to go Dutch or did they plan on paying with the Czech?
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#1101718 - Thu Jul 09 2015 10:49 PM Re: International joke
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arghhhhhh!!
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#1102504 - Sat Jul 18 2015 08:38 AM Re: International joke
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Were they Russian because they were Hungary for the Turkey?
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#1102514 - Sat Jul 18 2015 11:33 AM Re: International joke
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Couldn't afford a whole Turkey so they did a bit of Pole dancing and made enough money to get a Chinese.
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#1102527 - Sat Jul 18 2015 04:47 PM Re: International joke
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So the Australian goes back to his car and gets a set of jumper leads, ties them around his collar and goes back to the restaurant. The maître d' says, "But sir, zis is not a tie."

The Aussie convinces him that just because it's not made of silk, it doesn't mean it's not a tie. So the maître d' says, "OK, you can go in, but just don't start anything."
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