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#1106074 - Wed Aug 19 2015 03:56 AM The Ashes
ren33 Offline
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Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?

A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q. Who spends the most time on the crease?

A. The woman who irons the Australian team's cricket whites.



Q. What is the definition of optimism?

A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.







The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast.
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#1106148 - Wed Aug 19 2015 05:13 PM Re: The Ashes
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Well that's just rude! (but funny smilee )
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#1106207 - Thu Aug 20 2015 02:59 AM Re: The Ashes
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And it's only a couple of years since the joke would have worked just as well by substituting English for Aussie. I wonder what today will bring.
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#1106261 - Thu Aug 20 2015 12:21 PM Re: The Ashes
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I shall note these down a repeat them back to you when we win next time wink
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#1106338 - Thu Aug 20 2015 11:17 PM Re: The Ashes
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Ner! tongue
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#1107067 - Sat Aug 29 2015 01:05 AM Re: The Ashes
Tizzabelle Offline
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Here's another joke you may like...

What do you call an Australian that's good with a bat? A vet! laugh
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