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#1106074 - Wed Aug 19 2015 03:56 AM The Ashes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. Who spends the most time on the crease? A. The woman who irons the Australian team's cricket whites. Q. What is the definition of optimism? A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat. The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast. _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#1106148 - Wed Aug 19 2015 05:13 PM Re: The Ashes
MotherGoose Forum Champion Registered: Mon Apr 22 2002 Posts: 5007 Loc: Western Australia	Well that's just rude! (but funny ) _________________________ Don't say "I can't" ... say " I haven't learned how, yet." (Reg Bolton)
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#1106207 - Thu Aug 20 2015 02:59 AM Re: The Ashes
rossian Moderator Registered: Sat Jun 10 2006 Posts: 3908 Loc: Merseyside UK	And it's only a couple of years since the joke would have worked just as well by substituting English for Aussie. I wonder what today will bring. _________________________ Editor - Animals & Sci/Tech
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#1106261 - Thu Aug 20 2015 12:21 PM Re: The Ashes
Tizzabelle Multiloquent Registered: Sun Jan 17 2010 Posts: 2507 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	I shall note these down a repeat them back to you when we win next time _________________________ A platypus lays eggs and produces milk - it can make its own custard
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#1106338 - Thu Aug 20 2015 11:17 PM Re: The Ashes
ren33 Moderator Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999 Posts: 12593 Loc: Kowloon Tong Hong Kong	Ner! _________________________ Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.
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#1107067 - Sat Aug 29 2015 01:05 AM Re: The Ashes
Tizzabelle Multiloquent Registered: Sun Jan 17 2010 Posts: 2507 Loc: Sydney NSW Australia	Here's another joke you may like... What do you call an Australian that's good with a bat? A vet! _________________________ A platypus lays eggs and produces milk - it can make its own custard
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