Q. What is the main function of the Australian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease?
A. The woman who irons the Australian team's cricket whites.
Q. What is the definition of optimism?
A. An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat.
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricketers for a meeting. They want to know how they went downhill so fast.
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