How to Write Good.(A friend sent this , I had forgotten how clever it is)
1.My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules:
2.Avoid Alliteration. Always.
3.Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
4.Avoid cliches like the plague. (Theyre old hat.)
5.Employ the vernacular.
6.Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
7.Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
8.It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
9.Contractions arent necessary.
10.Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
11.One should never generalize.
12.Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
13.Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
14.Dont be redundant; dont use more words than necessary; its highly superfluous.
15.Profanity sucks.
16.Be more or less specific.
17.Understatement is always best.
18.Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
19.One word sentences? Eliminate.
20.Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
21.The passive voice is to be avoided.
22.Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
23.Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
24.Who needs rhetorical questions?

Edited by ren33 (Sun Aug 23 2015 10:08 AM)
Wandering aimlessly through FT since 1999.