It's fashionable these days for people to walk into a restaurant, order lunch, and then when the food is delivered, they all whip out their phones and take pictures.
I am determined to be fashionable at least once in my life. This was my lunch today.
I grew it.
Well, not the olives for the olive oil, or the grapes for the balsamic vinegar, I didn't grow them.
Or the sea salt, okay I didn't grow that!
Sigh, no, I didn't grow the fork or the bowl either. Whaddya mean, I didn't grow much?
No, I did not grow the rattan! Gosh, you're a tough crowd.