Boys goes to confession...
Boy: "Father, I have sinned, I stole a bike"
Priest: "Why did you steal it?"
Boy: "I prayed to the Lord to give me a bike, but that's not how it works"
Priest: "Indeed so, but go on"
Boy: "So I decided to steal one, then pray for forgiveness ..."
Many a child has been spoiled because you can't spank a Grandma!