These laws are embarassing to me, because I am from NJ, but still they are funny! [list]

Cresskill...All cats must wear 3 bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Caldwell...You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Manville...It is illegial to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals in the zoo.

Newark...It is illegial to buy ice cream after 6pm, unless you have a note from your doctor.

Ocean City...Pinball machines cannot be played on Sundays.

Sea Isle City...There will be no boiling of bones on your property.

Trenton...You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.