A couple are walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it’s raining," says the man.
"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Fitting today, as Episode 8 came out:

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Here are my favorites :))

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!