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#1201442 - Mon Jul 23 2018 12:41 AM A couple of kid jokes.
ozzz2002 Offline

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A young boy went and sat on his grandfather's knee and said,
"Granddad, can you make a noise like a frog?'
"Sure, young fella, but why do you ask?"
"Because Mummy said that when you croak, we can ALL go to Disneyland!"


An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.

As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?".
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#1201627 - Fri Jul 27 2018 12:47 AM Re: A couple of kid jokes.
srini701 Offline
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Yeah, the 8-year-old could well be my daughter smile
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#1201674 - Sat Jul 28 2018 04:02 AM Re: A couple of kid jokes.
JanIQ Offline

Registered: Thu Jul 09 2009
Posts: 897
Loc: Antwerp
I bet most people have uttered sometimes the phrase "what a clown" about one of their colleagues. Personally I don't compare my colleagues to clowns, but sometimes I think of some of them as behaving as animals. What a zoo!

Edited by JanIQ (Sat Jul 28 2018 04:03 AM)
I dreamt of spending a day riding a stallion. It was a nightmare.


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