A young boy went and sat on his grandfather's knee and said,
"Granddad, can you make a noise like a frog?'
"Sure, young fella, but why do you ask?"
"Because Mummy said that when you croak, we can ALL go to Disneyland!"
An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?".
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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