G...........
I read your 'tongue in cheek' and raise it by, ooooo, I dunno, at least a thousand!
Bowyer is yer typical 'greedy' footballer. The fella believes he is a law unto himself and indeed can get away with anything.
I believe it went something like this............. (and don't quote me, or he'll end up sueing poor old wez!) ahem....best 'sincere' voice..... "I've come back to the club I supported as a kid, I love the 'Ammers with every bone in my body, I never wanted to play for anyone else, Moore, Peters, Hurst.........well, they're my role models(poor old Lee's not fit to lace thier drinks let alone thier boots!)
But wez...........I've turned a leaf............. Yeah, really?
How did the get-out clause go again? Ah yes, should West Ham get relegated this season............etc. etc. fill in the blanks!
Shucks, he'd make a good chairman
wez
Incidentally G, I think Leeds' worst sale of the season could turn out to be a certain R Keane, let alone Rio or Bow, Bow, I can't even bring myself to mention his name I er......dislike him that much!
Nice hat-trick for Spurs today!
wez

wow, glad I got that off me chest?