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#1245088 - Wed Oct 09 2019 03:18 AM Corny Kids Jokes (Halloween)
Llynfi Offline
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What do you get if you cross Frankenstein with a hot dog?

A Frankenfurerstein.

What do Italian's eat on All Hallows Eve?

Spookgetti.

During what age did Mummies live?

Band Age.

Where do Skeltons keep their money?

In a Joint Account.

What did Dracula call his daughter?

Bloody Mary.
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#1245123 - Wed Oct 09 2019 12:02 PM Re: Corny Kids Jokes (Halloween)
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I love the Mummies joke.
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#1296634 - Mon Sep 27 2021 09:59 PM Re: Corny Kids Jokes (Halloween)
WordGirlFan Offline
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What did the casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?

What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman? Frostbite.
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