...and it's not beer. It's actually smelling outright evil and somewhat twinnish.

Our interdimensional spies indicate that the adversary might intend to attack via player profiles this year. Please thus secure your profiles at this time. In particular, please remove any references to evil, twins or that holiday in October whose name starts with H. He might be looking for those...

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.