I do not want an elf shenaniganning around my house inside or out!
Actually that tree has stayed where it is because when I moved into this house, then barely five years old (the house, not me), the tree was still relatively small and I tried to dig it up - only to find that its roots were already wrapped round the phone cable... oops. In this country if you damage a phone cable on your land you might have to pay for a new one whereas if the phone company decides to replace it because a tree ate it, well that's on them. I think. Anyway, I left it where it was and now it's, well, not small.
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The Hubble Telescope has just picked up a sound from a fraction of a second before the Big Bang. The sound was "Uh oh".