The question

Sex ____________________

poses no difficulty for a Brit, so long as it's followed by

Religion ______________________________

The answers are obviously "Saturday" and "Sunday".

Where did I put my keys?

My car is making a clunk clunk noise, what's wrong with it?

Where do I Work At?
Would be another worst fill in the blank!

What is the 1,913-letter chemical name for the tryptophan synthetase A protein?

A:

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminyll eucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylal anylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylseryl leucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglycylalanylaspa rtylalanylleucylglutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylproly lleucylalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginylalanylthre onylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglu taminylcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylgl utaminyllysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucylleucylmeth ionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginyllysylglycylisoleuc ylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylg lycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylgl utamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhist idylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprol ylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylala nylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginyla lanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylp rolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasp araginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucyl serylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylg lycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylis oleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylprolylgluta myllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutaminylpro
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ha ha...HAHAHA! Good on you, TabbyTom!

That's a good one, too, Heather! Sorry, I read these by poster, not "flat"! I should have! My tempting responses are...

Is that an offer?
Not lately.
and..."Yes, please!"

I would have known that one Jazz.....

In 68 words, describe the plot of the movie "The Matrix".

Here's one actually similar to one I got, but a bit more exaggerated.

Name pi out to 439 decimal places.

(I think the actual question asked for 50. Needless to say...it was rejected!)

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

I have one - Name the time and place, when and where my grandfather was born?

What's so bad about these sort of questions is that even I don't know the answer! There are millions of possible questions that could be contenders for the worst fill in the blank question.

I might as well submit one more - How many chins are in a chinese phone book?

"I've forgotten my account name. And password. Can you tell me what they are?"

Terry

lol I like that one.

When God, in her wisdom, made man...what was the punchline?

To quote Fozzie Bear's favorite joke

"What's the difference between an orange?"

How many points does everyone in Quizzyland have combined?

> How many points does everyone in Quizzyland have combined?

617,950,860

Terry - you're the master! Anyone who can answer that is a mathematical genius. Of course, you also have an easier way of finding out than most of us

What about "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

Oh, Andy, that's Great!!!

What about:

Which way is up?

I had a friend who, whenerver she was filling out a form and it had SEX: M F she would cross them out and put UNDECIDED.
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According to "The Guiness Book of World Records", what is the world's longest acronym?
NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT

(Apparently the acronym is in Russion, here is the English translation)
The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR

I don't know how you did that Terry!

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What time is it?

Why is a mouse when it spins?
Which would you rather, or go fishing?