Q: The Kentucky Derby is called The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sport. How did the Derby get this title?
A: It beat out, but just barely, the following events: Phil Mickelson in the lead at a major; an NBA 20-second timeout; Anna Kournikova toweling off during a changeover; the Olympics’ 100-meter dash, non-steroid-users heat; MSNBC editors on deadline removing the bad-taste jokes from this column; Mike Price’s Alabama coaching career.