What are five quizzes that you'd never try, no matter how bored? I DON'T mean quizzes already existing on Fun Trivia--I certainly wouldn't want to hurt any feelings, or discourage the efforts of our wonderful quiz makers. Here are five titles that would never tempt me to click on their links.

1) You and Your Pancreas!
2) Don Knotts: The Heartache Behind the Humour
3) The Exciting Role of Nannobacteria in Soft Clay Mineral Diagenesis
4) Name That REO Speedwagon Tune!
5) Where's the Beef? The True Story of Wendy's Spokeswoman Clara Peller

• Yee-hah! The 10,000th quiz on "Friends"!
• Famous Ukranian Cricket Stars
• "Like, duh!"- Famous Quotes from Britney Spears
• Wrestling Moves of the Rich and Famous
• Outfits Seen on "Survivor"- Do You Know Every Minute Detail?

Anyone who has ever watched the British TV quiz "Mastermind" (and no real trivia freaks would miss it unless they had to) will know that just about anything can be offered as a "special subject" on that programme. But there are some subjects which have been turned down by the programme-makers, and they seem to be the sort of things that you'd naturally avoid in Quizzyland. My five candidates from that list are:

Routes to Anywhere in Mainland Britain by Road from Letchworth
Orthopaedic Bone Cement in Total Hip Replacement
The Development of the Self-service Petrol Station, 1963 to 1968
Cremation Practice and Law in Britain
Meteorology for the Private Pilot Licence

1. Zager & Evans-- The Other Hits.
2. The Wit and Wisdom of Hafez al-Assad
3. Manitoba: Gateway to Saskatchewan
4. Big Fat Guys With Hacking Coughs Who Work in Diners
5. Carbuncles, Boils and Erysipelas: Pustulous Pestilences!

Tabby... you reminded me of one of my favourite quotes form 'Fawlty Towers" - "Sybil Fawlty... Special subject: The bleeding obvious!"

1) Achievements of Jacques Chirac
2) Intelligence quotient of Dubyaman
3) Lost Lawyers of Timbaktu
4) Why did Humpty Dumpty fall? - the HIDDEN conspiracy
5) North Korea & Pakistan - Paradises on earth!

No offense, Cool....but didn't you WRITE a quiz called 'Manitoba: Gateway to Saskatchewan'?

That was just the working title. The actual title is "Prince Edward Island-- A Dagger Pointed At The Heart Of Moncton, New Brunswick"

Top 10 Felonies of Snoop Doggy Dogg
Peanut Butter - The Real Ingredients
Sexual Habits of Mickey Rooney
The Long Island Landfill - A Teamsters Story
The Incredible Edible Liver

I think I'd be strangely compelled by 'Sexual Habits of Mickey Rooney'.

Indeed strange Magpie

How about:

Much Ado About Bricklaying
Famous Hairy Backs And Missing Links!
The Many Clefts Of Ben Affleck
Turf Varieties Of Southern Angola
Celebrating 50 Years Of Campervan Manufacture

Here's my contribution:

The Best Teen Hotties Ever: Ewan and Elijah-Now They Are Hot!!!

Why Did Jack and Jill Roll Down that Hill?

Fixing Your Pipes--A Plumber's Guide

Time to Make the Donuts --The Story of the Man Behind the Franchise

Inside Daisy Clover --The Movie

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Agnes (JTJ)

Hot Dog Hijinks (AKA Name That Animal Part)
Famous Inbreeders
The History of Dirt
The Many Loves of Wilt Chamberlin pt 1 of 300
Fun With Flem

These are all so great, I've been inspired to create more!

6) Tripe--The 'Other White Meat'
7) Screech: 'Saved by the Bell''s Unsung Hottie
8) Obsolete Postal Codes of The Yukon
9) Athlete's Foot: Not Just the Scourge of Athletes!
10) Do You Know Your International Sock Sizes?
11) You ARE What You Eat: The History of Cannibalism

Well if your going for more Magpie, I am as well. I didn't want to stop at 5

Spinifax: A Desert Story
Brittney: Red Dress Blue Dress No Dress
Body Piercings of 'Big Brother'
Idi Amin: The Poet Inside
Avril: Birthmarks and Blemishes
Words Repaced With '8': They're Gr8

We better stop, I think we're giving away a month worth a quiz ideas

I sense a challenge here..

6. Lawn Sprinklers of the Extraterrestrials
7. Tim Kazurinsky: The Man and The Myth
8. "On the Side": Celebrity Colostomies
9. Corns and Bunions of the First Cast of "Les Miz"
10. Feminine Hygiene Products In Myth and Legend

Anchoy Pizza: A Pie or a Pubescent Facial Skin Disorder
Slapping Booty And Other Gay Tendencies of Macho Sports Stars
Body Hairs in Unlikely Places
Ozark Dentistry
From Toilet To Tap: Water Treatment 101

You know, the problem with this thread is that there are some quizmakers out there who might actually be inspired to create some of the abovementioned quizzes!

And I have to say, working in the medical field, I would probably take a quiz entitled "Carbuncles, Boils and Erysipelas: Pustulous Pestilences!" (especially if it was one of Cool's creations).

Since everyone's going to ten questions, heres my next 5

6. "Everything you wanted to know about nose-picking
(BUT couldn't ask)

7. Yes, that celebrity was a lesbian!

8. The art of dying - 10 ways to have a slow, painful death

9. More Intelligent quotient of Dubyaman

10. The joys of self-multilation - Castrate yourself...

Actually, well, that's just me perhaps, but I find the topics are not without interest and in fact, when you scan some of the academic publishing lists, you'll find many that you'd never believe. However, as I'm a translator for the most unusual things, I have to generate some interest in all kinds of topics.
I've probably translated some of the above things too.
Here is a sampling of quizzes that I wouldn't take, but, I've had to translate these topics.

Quality Control for tanker truck gangplank manufacturers

Hyperhidrosis, a cure for sweaty hands and feet

Massive hair transplant surgery

Cellulite treatment with laser

Sewage treatment around the world

It's a great way to make a living, don't you think?

Right then:

1. So you think you know Mick Jagger's lips?
2. Luxembourg - Gateway to Belgium
3. Oily Fish Galore
4. Edward II's Pokermania
5. Adenoid Basics
6. A Brief History of Athlete's Foot
7. Ketchup - the Forgotten Condiment
8. Welsh Quarrying in the 19th Century
9. Famous Manure Sculptors
10. The Life and Sonnets of Pee Wee Herman

Britney: How To Sell Pepsi In 10 Easy Steps.

Elijah Wood, What a Hottie.

How To Kill or Torture an Animal in 10 Easy Ways.

Computer Power The Superior Power.

Psychoanalysis: Let Me Tell You Who YOU Are.

OK I will try this:
1 Tyson's ten tips on how to respect Womankind
2 Celebrities who wear the Funtrivia Thong.
3 High fashion tips from Queen Elizabeth the 2nd
4 Tasty treats at McDonalds
5 Vintage Wines of Basingstoke.

There have been way more than five....

Here are some that I would not be surprised to see.

Do you really know Buffy's Menstrual Cycle?
Gap requirements for Sri Lankan Spark Plugs
Bubbling Over: The Secret Life Of Speedy Alka-Seltzer
1979 Elastic Guidelines for Australian Footballers
The Unsung Masterpeices of Black Velvet Art

That's five!

1)More lives of the great ledger clerks
2)Bitumen in Western art 1793 - 1795
3)Proctology quiz VII: Ten fun things to do with haemorrhoids
4)Seasonal variations in Atlantic Ocean salinity 1980s (If there is enough interest in this quiz I can post Seasonal variations in Atlantic Ocean salinity 1990s as well!)
5)Sexual deviancy in Spirogyra