Tips for eating out in this millennium (if you want to survive):
Never, never, never feed in a fast-food joint where the manager is still in high school and the staff are in junior high school.
Always check the fast-food eaterie's garbage cans or dumpster out back before going in. If the garbage cans are clean and empty, don't eat there because the garbage is still piling up in the kitchen.
Do not eat where teenagers eat. Their stomachs have much more powerful acids than yours do and can digest anything other than stainless steel.
If the same person who prepares the taco also runs the cash register and later cleans tables, do not eat there.
You have been warned!! 