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#19385 - Tue Apr 11 2000 02:40 PM Names of Doctors
JoJo2 Offline
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Registered: Fri Nov 19 1999
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Loc: San Diego California USA 
In Las Vegas I had a doctor by the name of Dr. Dye. I picked him out of the phone book and I choose him because I thought to myself that the poor guy probably doesn't get many patients with a name like that. He was a great doctor and we became friends. Years before that I had a friend name Dr. Cureall. Well, I was thinking about this and decide to search the net for other peculiar, weird, strange and funny names of doctors and other health care practitioners and here they are.

Allergist: Dr. Aikenhead

Anesthesiology: Dr. Brick Wall., Dr. Ether., Dr. Tranquilli (veterinary), Dr. Comfort

Cardiologists: Dr. Hart, Dr. Valentine, Dr. Everhart, Dr. Safety R. First

Chiropractors: Dr. Handler; The Drs. Mash, Dr. Bonebrake, Dr. Butcher, Dr. Bones, Dr. Bender

Colon Hydrotherpist: B. Odor

Dentists and Orthodontists: Dr. Crownover, Dr. Yankum, Dr. Mantooth, Dr. Les Plack, Dr. J.A.W., Dr. Swallow, Dr. Fang, the 3 Drs. Dent (Trident)., Dr. De Kay, Dr. Holler, Dr. Au, Dr. Chew, Dr. Hurtt, Drs. Toothman, Dr. Borer; Dr. Lips, Dr. Cudd, Dr. Pick, Dr. Pullman, Dr. Filler, Dr. Fear, Dr. Rensch (pronounced wrench), Dr. Pick, Dr. Tusk, Dr. Drewel pronounced "drool"), Dr. Tucek (2thChk), Dr. (Chu, Dr. Shugar, Dr. Pic, Dr. Pang, Dr. Butcher, Dr. Harm, Dr. Hurter, Dr. Toothaker, Dr. Lynch, Dr. Root, Dr. Nasti, Dr. Paine/Payne/Pain (15 entries but notably Dr. Daryl B Payne = "There Will Be Pain"), Dr. Smiley (2), Dr. Schotz, Dr. Hale (pronounced "hell" in southern), Dr. Bliss, Dr. Lancit, Dr. Gager, Dr. Eke

Dermatologists: Dr. Rash, Dr. Cheek; Dr. Frye (burn specialist), Dr. Tanner, Dr. Pitts, Dr. Skinner, Dr. Whitehead

Ear, Nose and Throat: Dr. Wax

Emergency Medicine: Dr. Pulse, Dr. Borer; Dr. Cure, Dr. Gore

Epidemiologist/Infections: Dr. Samkoff (pronounced "cough"), Dr. Nurse

Family Practice, Internists: Dr. A. Sickman, Dr. Grossman, Dr. Deadman, Dr. Will Griever, Dr. Pulse; Dr.Ill (ill), Dr. Uhren, Dr. Doctor, Dr. Kilgore, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Howard Hertz (guest commentary: HOW-it HERtZ), Dr. Gutman

Foot and Ankle Specialist: Dr. Trepman

Gastroenterologists: Dr. Heine, Dr. Puppala (pronounced Poop-a-la), Dr. Butt, Dr. Brown

Hand Surgeons: Dr. Palmer, Dr. Nalebuff, Dr. Watchmaker

Medical librarian: Rita Book

Mental Health: Dr. Strange

Neurologist: Dr. Megahead; Dr. Brain, Dr. Head

Nurses: Nurse Hacker, Nurse Splean; Nurse Payne, Nurse Nurse

OB/Gyn Obstetricians/Gynecologists: Dr. Cherry, Dr. Love (many Loves, especially the partnership Drs. Love and Nerness), Dr. B. Savage, Dr. Dickman, Dr. Pillow, Dr. Fear; Dr. Fingerhut., Dr. Popp, Dr. Spoon, Dr. Hyman, Dr. Bush, Dr. Kuntz, Dr. Pap, Dr. Storck, Dr. Kum, Dr. Semen, Dr. In Hur, Dr. Hatch., Dr. Heinie., Dr. Bunn, Dr. Wiwi, Dr. Dick, Dr. Grab, Dr. Catching, Dr. Gass, Dr. Handwerker, Dr. Born, Dr. Angel, Dr. Sunshine, Dr. Fagnant, Dr. Hatcher, Dr. Hooker, Dr. Finger, Dr. Cocks, Dr. Nippel, Dr. Lipps, Dr. Payne, Dr. Beaver (3), Dr. Biggerstaff

Oncologist: Dr. Groth, Dr. Needles

Optometrist: Dr. Peek; Dr. Glass, Dr. See, Dr. Seymour Landa

Orthopedics: Dr. Joyner, Dr. Bone, Dr. Hand, Dr. Lachinet (pronounced Lock- knee), Dr. Doctor

Pain Management: Dr. Neupane, Dr. Pain, Dr. Ow

Pediatricians: Dr. Luke Whitesell (Pediatric hematology/oncology)., Dr. Small, Dr. Jolly; Dr. Smart, Dr. Blatter, Dr. Bunny, Dr. Tickles, Dr. Elfman, Dr. Sno White, Dr. Toy, Dr. Kidd (3 so far)

Podiatrists: Dr. Shu, Dr. Splettstoesser (pronounced Splits-toesser), Dr. Korn; Dr. Foote, Dr. Cornfield, Dr. Shoemaker, Dr Smellsey, Dr. Tozzi (toe-sie), Dr. Toback (Toe-back), Dr. Footer

Polymorphism: Dr. Polymeropoulos

Psychiatrists/Psychologists: Dr. Dippy, Dr. Moodie, Dr. Nutter, Dr. Nutt; Dr. Bummer, Dr. Looney, Dr. Crabb, Dr. Dement, Dr. Weiner

Pulmonary Medicine: Dr. Bonebrake

Radiologist: Dr. Albright, Dr. Call, Dr. Hunter., Dr. Vu

Respiratory and Smoking Medicine: Dr. Pipe, Dr. Breidin

Surgeons: Dr. Creasman (plastic surgeon), Dr. Hacker; Dr. Tackett, Dr. Knott, Dr. Payne, Dr. Killam, Dr. Organ, Dr. Graves, Dr. Cutts, Dr. Slaughter (3), Dr. Kutteroff, Dr Hacker, Dr. Doctor, Dr. Butcher, Dr.Hurt, Dr. Mes, Dr. Rush

Urologists / Proctologists: Dr. Alter (plastic surgeon and urolgist) Dr. Slocum, Dr. Peter Fischer; Dr. Rainwater, Dr. Headstream, Dr. Cockburn, Dr. Peters, Dr. Dick, Dr. Spear, Dr. Liquornik, Dr Butts, Dr. Dick Chopp, Dr. Dick Tapper, Dr. Dick Finder, Dr. Waters, Dr. Hurt, Dr. Gehrkin, Dr. P. Philip (P.P.), Dr. Splatt, Dr. Wong, Dr. Whang, Dr. Stone

Veterinarians: Dr. Cooney (veterinarian with MS in raccoon parasitology), Dr. Butcher, Dr. Render, Dr. Basset, Dr. Katz (2), Dr. Hogg, Dr. Fox, Dr. Parrott, Dr. Barksdale; Dr. Bowser (submitted 8 times!), Dr. Howell, Dr. Woof, Dr. Leash, Dr. Barker, Dr. Wagy (waggy), Dr. Nay, Dr. Wolff, Dr. Lyons


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#19386 - Tue Apr 11 2000 10:16 PM Re: Names of Doctors
TexasJoe Offline
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Registered: Tue Oct 05 1999
Posts: 3171
Loc: Plano, Texas
I noticed you blatantly left out Proctologists!

I had a good name but it was a stinker compared to your list, so I decided to pass on it!

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#19387 - Wed Apr 12 2000 01:11 AM Re: Names of Doctors
JoJo2 Offline
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Registered: Fri Nov 19 1999
Posts: 17656
Loc: San Diego California USA 
You crack (get it) me up TJ!!


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#19388 - Sat Apr 15 2000 09:28 AM Re: Names of Doctors
sue943 Offline
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Registered: Sun Dec 19 1999
Posts: 38004
Loc: Jersey
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JoJo - now if this was Snake I would be insisting on websites to back up your entries!! Now do you swear that you haven't used a little creative licence here?

Great list anyway .... I know that you won't have pulled a fast one

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#19389 - Sat Apr 15 2000 10:12 AM Re: Names of Doctors
JoJo2 Offline
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Registered: Fri Nov 19 1999
Posts: 17656
Loc: San Diego California USA 
Sue, I swear that I didn't make any of them up and the two doctors that I said I knew are for real, honest.

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