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#19491 - Sat Apr 29 2000 07:54 PM Nobody Is Worth this much $$$$
Pinhead Offline
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Registered: Thu Sep 30 1999
Posts: 3185
Loc: The Dark Side of the Moon...

Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.

Assuming $40 million in endorsements this year, he'll make $178,100 a day (working or not!).

Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.50, but he'll make $18, 550 while he's in there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be 'reimbursed' $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax deferred account (401(k)), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 for such accounts at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 while wathcing the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

As of 1998, he'll have made more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing, isn't it? But...

JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.

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#19492 - Wed May 03 2000 08:14 AM Re: Nobody Is Worth this much $$$$
Donnar Offline
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Registered: Tue Mar 07 2000
Posts: 621
Loc: Montreal, Canada
Apparently, Mr Jordan is a lousy tipper too.
But oh so cute.

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