"The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three different stories".
--Sam Donaldson

"If the president could convince every woman in America that the Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote".
--Newt Gingrich

"What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing".
--Kenneth Starr

"The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the entire Grand Jury".
--Monica Lewinsky

"Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV sportscaster"?
--Marv Albert

"The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern".
--OJ Simpson

"If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my own work done".
--Vernon Jordan

"The president should take up skiing".
--Al Gore

"If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in my bunker making plans".
--Saddam Hussein

"Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door is locked".
--George Stephanopoulos

"In yesterday's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out and win one for the zipper".
--Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright

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