A snake has two penises, apparently. ( Probably one at each end ).

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Do What Thou Will Shall Be Whole of the Law.

Hmmm is that so? I guess I have never seen a snake mate!

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Iguanas and komodo dragons having 2 penises. In fact, they have a single penis, but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped.) This organ is known as a hemipenes. Snakes also share this interesting feature. Apparently, the dual penis is for ease of left-handed or right-handed mating.

• Kangroos, like other marsupials, have forked penises.
  
• Birds don't have an external penis.
  
• The african blue bird does not have a penis.
  
• Male Racoons are the only mammals with an actual bone in their penis.
  
• One way to tell seals & sea lions apart is that, sea lions have external ears & testicles.
  
• A whale's penis is called a dork.
  
• Swans are the only birds with penises.
  
• Some carnivores, rodents, bats & insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.
  
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• Some female hyenas have a pseudo-penis.
  
• Opossums have forked penises.
  
• The possum has a forked penis, & has the shortest gestation period, 13 days.
  
• A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  
• A winged penis was the city symbol of Pompeii, the ancient Roman resort town destroyed by Mt. Vesuvius' eruption.
  
• An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
  
• Rumours of 'penis-snatchers' who stole men's genitals with a handshake, began in towns between Cameroon & Nigeria. Over the past 2 months or so, mobs have lynched 3 men & badly beaten others, in a set of bizarre incidents. Doctors have been unable to confirm any case of missing genitals amongst the alleged victims.
  
• The first episode of 'Joanie Loves Chachi' (Happy Days spinoff) was the highest rated American TV program on Korean television. Why?? 'Chachi' is Korean for penis...
  
• A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
  The term 'screw' comes from pigs. while mating the male's penis actual rotates, like a screw.
  

Wow! Thanks Jo! I am learning more and more everyday here!

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Sandalwood's Cosmic Creations: Working with the magic of love....

Endophilia is the desire to have sex with your clothes on.
Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to a corpse.
Alexander the Great was a homosexual.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas. Both Hitler & Napoleon were missing 1 testicle.
A sperm count of less than 20 million can be considered sterile.
Sperm travels at .001 miles per hour.

Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

In an interview with 10 prominent sex therapists, the question was posed, 'What is the most important aspect in love making?' One said 'relaxation', 3 said 'honesty', & 6 out of 10 said 'staying awake'.

Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.

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Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

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I can well believe it, we had a client telephone us last week to say that they had fallen off the bed and bumped into the mirror doored wardrobe while engaging in certain activities, it broke ... they had been admiring the view when they fell. Wanted to know if they could sue the wardrobe maker!!

Anyway JoJo - how come that you are such and expert in this subject?

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From over the pond....

ROTFL! Now that is a funny story. What did you tell them or can you reveal that information?

Begs the question...

Which is smaller, A Flea's Teenie Weenie or A Teenie Weenie Flea?