#19675 - Fri Jun 16 200010:19 AMHow Peas Will Kill You!
TexasJoe
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- Nearly ALL sick people have eaten PEAS (obviously then, the effects are cumulative). - An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer or heart attacks have eaten PEAS. - Another 99.9% of people involved in auto accidents ate PEAS within 60-days before the accident. - Some 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where PEAS were served frequently. - Among people born in 1839 who later dined on PEAS, there has been a 100% mortality rate. - All PEA-eaters born between 1900-1910 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones and failing eyesight (provided, of course, that eating PEAS hasn't already *killed* them).
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All we are say-ing, is give peas a chance...
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All of TJ's alledged "FACTS" are untrue... They are a web of lies... lies I tell you. These fabrications are just another attempt to deprive the world of glorious and wonderful PEAS. No doubt the powerful and insane lentil coalition is behind this travesty.
Please eat your peas with every meal This post brought to you by PETA (Peas Extra Tasty Association)
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Say PinGardner... When your brussel sprouts are ready and if you have a few extra, I'll be happy to take them off your hands... I'll steam em and coat them in butter! Mmmmmmmmm!
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Yesterday I ate the first peas of the year out of my garden. Pluck em off the vine, pop em open, nothin like what ya get from a can. They're delicious!
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'..never ever see a thing as lovely as a pea'
cmon, the pea is shaped like the beautiful earth we live on. however the brussel sprout is an alien seed pod if I've ever seen one. the smell is enough to make you realise that these things should be destroyed mercilessly.
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#19697 - Fri Jul 06 200101:34 PMRe: How Peas Will Kill You!
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annie,I also harvested some peas....mine have an edible pod as well and may never make it to the table....I sit in the garden and munch out..lol
contrapunctus, I just love brussel sprouts....MMMMMMMmmmmm lol. I'm looking forward to a 'huge' harvest and if you get in 'line', I'll reserve some just for you...LOL hehehe
The facts are true, but only because almost everyone eats peas, if there were percents for people that ate peas that are just fine it would be better, and how do we know that peas are the cause?
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