Here's something I picked up over the years, hope you like it. (To tell you the truth, I'm not 96 or anywhere near there I got this off of a person at a bank. There I said it. I'm a fraud! Go ahead and tar and feather me! I don't care anymore! ) All kidding aside, I hope you like it. If you want a copy e-mail me at allanon@funtrivia.com and I'll be glad to give you one. Don't be lazy and just print it out thank you! Or just leave me your e-mail address. If you don't have a e-mail account, go march yourself over to the main menu of this here Funtrivia and get yourself an account. (Yes <sigh> Funtrivia does offer e-mail accounts) Do you hear. Now go! No point pretending, you're lazy so why not just get it over with and get an e-mail account. Stop puting it off. Now I give you an excuse to get one. Thank You! Do I make myself heard?

WHAT I¡¯VE LEARNED OVER A LIFETIME:

I¡¯ve learned that you can¡¯t hide apiece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Age 6

I¡¯ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing ¡°Silent Night¡±. Age 7

I¡¯ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9

I¡¯ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like, Mom makes me clean it up. Age 12

I¡¯ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 13

I¡¯ve learned that although it¡¯s hard to admit, I¡¯m secretly glad that my parents are strict with me. Age 15

I¡¯ve learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24

I¡¯ve learned that brushing my child¡¯s hair is one of life¡¯s greatest pleasures. Age 25

I¡¯ve learned that wherever I go, the world¡¯s worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29

I¡¯ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 39

I¡¯ve learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don¡¯t know how to show it. Age 41

I¡¯ve learned that you can make someone¡¯s day by simply sending them a little card. Age 44

I¡¯ve learned that the greater a person¡¯s sense of guilt, the greater his/her need to cast blame on others.
Age 45

I¡¯ve learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 46

I¡¯ve learned that singing ¡°Amazing Grace¡± can lift my spirit for hours. Age 49

I¡¯ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas lights. Age 52

I¡¯ve learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.
Age 53

I¡¯ve learned that making a living is not the same as making a life. Age 58

I¡¯ve learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, try to improve your marriage.
Age 61

I¡¯ve learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62

I¡¯ve learned that you shouldn¡¯t go through life with a catcher¡¯s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64

I¡¯ve learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65

I¡¯ve learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66

I¡¯ve learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72

I¡¯ve learned that it pays to believe in miracles, and to tell the truth, I¡¯ve seen several. Age 73

I¡¯ve learned that even when I have pains, I don¡¯t have to be one. Age 82

I¡¯ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 85

I¡¯ve learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92

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I may not always be right but I'm never wrong!
Also known as FLITWICK in Quizzyland!

These are wonderful and touching..Thank you for sharing them!