• 21% Don't make our bed daily. 5% never do.
  
• Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
  
• 40% Of women have hurled footwear at a man.
  
• 85% Of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
  
• 67.5% Of men were tightie whities.
  
• The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34b.
  
• 85% Of women wear the wrong bra size.

Driving

• 4 out of 5 sing in the car.
  
• 12% Of men never use their car blinkers.
  
• 45% Consistantly follow the speed limit.
  
• 2/3 Speed up at a yellow light.
  
• 1/3 Don't wear seat belts.
  
• 71% Can drive a stick-shift car.
  
• 44% Of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
  
• 25% Drive after we've been drinking.

What We Shouldn't Be Doing

• 13% Admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
  
• 91% Lie regularly.
  
• 58.4% Have called into work sick when we weren't.
  
• 27% Admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
  
• 29% Admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
  
• 13% (mostly men) Have spent a night in jail.
  
• 10% Switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
  
• 39% Peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
  
• 17% Have been caught by the host.
  
• 29% Ignore RSVP.
  
• 71.6% Eavesdrop.

Daily Living

• 90% Depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
  
• 53% Read their horoscopes regularly.
  
• 16% Have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
  
• 59% Say we're average-looking.
  
• Less than 10% are trilingual.
  
• 22% Are functionally illiterate.
  
• 37% Claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
  
• 53% Prefer ATM machines over tellers.
  
• 44% Reuse tinfoil.
  
• 56% Of women do the bills in a marriage.
  
• 2 out of 3 wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.
  
• Only 30% can flare our nostrils.
  
• 20% Have played in a band at one time in our life.
  
• 40% Have had music lessons.
  
• The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.
  
• 57% Save pretty gift paper to reuse.
  
• 66% Of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
  
• 53% Would take advice from Anne Landers.
  
• 28% Have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
  
• 51% Of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
  
• On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
  
• 20% Of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

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Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open.

[This message has been edited by Caerr (edited 08-16-2000).]

If 99.9% Is Good Enough....

1. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
2. 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year.
3. 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour.
4. 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year.
5. 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers.
6. Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every day.
7. 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
8. 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year.
9. 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.
10. 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the year.
11. 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat.
12. 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly.
13. 3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections