As I've tried to revive some old letters, here are some names from the middle ages when animal husbandry was far more important, and many animal's doings had their own names:

Fox- Waggying
Boar- Friants
Badger- Werderobe
Deer- Fumet
Hare- Crotels
Otter- Spraints

Fumet and spraints are still in use, but any new ones will be welcome. Excuse me

The mind just boggles satguru What a fabulous little snippet.

Just imagine if a badger made it into your bedroom closet.

Werderobes in your wardrobe!

Or if an army of hares invaded your vacation lodging...Crotels in your hotel!

Oh, you've started me off now- If a joke shop made large rubber boar plops, it would be...




Giant pliant friants

Or if van Gogh got a pet otter -- spraints in his paints!

And what if some boars came near a giant ? Friants near giants !

Or if you walk your pet fox in a public park, you'd find yourself baggy-ing the waggying.

Check this out...talk about confusion of meanings! This is fumet from dictionary.com:

fumet

\Fu`met"\, n. [F.] A high-flavored substance, such as extract of game, for flavoring dishes of food; less properly, a ragout of partridge and rabbit braised in wine.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


fumet

\Fu"met\, n. [Cf. F. fumier dung, OF. femier, fr. L. fimus dung.] The dung of deer. --B. Jonson.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


fumet

\Fu"met\Fumette \Fu*mette"\, n. [F. fumet odor, fume of wine or meat, fr. L. fumus smoke. See Fume, n.] The stench or high flavor of game or other meat when kept long. --Swift.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

Old school French chefs were apparently pretty crafty...

Which brings us to a confused toilet-trained deer lost in your mansion, leaving no evidence of its "passing" save fumet in your bidet.