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#20362 - Fri Mar 29 2002 10:33 PM How Do Porcupines Do It
gillyharold Offline
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How do porcupines DO IT?

"Carefully," of course. Otherwise, it would be quite a sticky wicket, as they say in jolly olde England.

Scientists finally despaired of getting this rodent to answer a questionnaire about its mating habits, so they had to become voyeurs.

Ooh, what they saw!

First, there's a little spraying here and there in lieu of a courtship dance.

Then one finally gives the other a pointed look.

Now, dig this.

Remember those old-style 'jammies with the flap in the back?

Well, the female porcupine simple lifts her tail and folds it up over her back, leaving a smooth, quill-free space and, well, you get the picture....

They conclude with one of the animals disengaging,
climbing a tree, and shrieking at the other.

Do you suppose that's porcupine for, "was it good for you?"

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#20363 - Fri Mar 29 2002 10:59 PM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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hehe
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They conclude with one of the animals disengaging,
climbing a tree, and shrieking at the other.

I'm willing to bet that it means "geez, that little flap doesn't cover enough quills!!!" [Big Grin]

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#20364 - Sat Mar 30 2002 12:09 AM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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I think both of you are having TOO MUCH FUN with such a serious anthropological topic!
"jammie flaps", indeed!

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#20365 - Sat Mar 30 2002 12:14 AM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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Woo hoo, 1000 post up for Lefois! YAY. Hope it's not a prickly issue as to how much time you spend on the Net!! [Wink]

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#20366 - Sat Mar 30 2002 12:54 AM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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Thanks! Yup, 1000! Geez!

I've only been registered since February, 2002!

I would like to thank Mr. Thompson (Art)...for my incredibly amazingly SWIFT keyboarding skills!
It's not been too difficult...just a little bit every day...ten times a day...and...VOILA! A thousand posts!

I'll blame the song chains...TANZEN!!!!!! [Big Grin]

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#20367 - Sat Mar 30 2002 03:50 AM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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Not nearly enough sobbing, spluttering or blubbering in your thank you speech there lefois.

Just wait till you hear Copago's when she hits the big 1500!! It'll be a real gusher! [Big Grin]
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#20368 - Sat Mar 30 2002 01:47 PM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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Who ever thought that all those months ago I would be where I am today ... posting my 1500 message. *sob* There are so many people to thank and I have to start with Jack *get out the hankie* for making it easy to get on the computer ALL the time, my Mum ... who instilled all my wonderful virtues *wipe a tear from the eye*, Terry for creating this wonderful site *grasp the statue tightly* and God because everyone else thanks him *a little look toward heaven*, and to all my fellow members here in the forums *a fond look at the fellow members* whom I couldn't have done this without. *wwhhhhhaaaaaa*
THANK YOU ALL!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Hows that Izzi? [Wink]

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#20369 - Sat Mar 30 2002 02:04 PM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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A humdinger of a speech, knew you wouldn't disappoint us all!! [Big Grin]
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#20370 - Sat Mar 30 2002 02:47 PM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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...just a tad....overdone?
*visions of Halle Barry*
-didn't buy THAT one, either!
Congratulations, Copago! Honest!
Who's countin', anyway! Luv ya all! [Big Grin]

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#20371 - Mon Apr 22 2002 05:00 PM Re: How Do Porcupines Do It
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How do porcupines DO IT?

Where there's a quill there's a way!

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