All this talk about old bats! Aren't they considered rats with wings?

. I was just thinking that if I ever do end up in a wheelchair I'm going to name my right wheel Sue and my left wheel Ren. That seems like the right thing to do - that way I'll know I'll go forward. P.S.> I'm not sure if naming a wheel after a person is exactly flattering but I know you both get the point.
Now as to this male rat...if you don't name him Gatsby I'll be crushed!

. The spirit of little Zanzibar rests on my shoulder (he chatters a bit!). He assured me that was a good idea - but, as a second choice, he thought naming him Richard Nixon might be OK. I think you need a devious Republican in your yard, roos. Not a carefree bootlegger.