You never know what kids are thinking and certainly what they are going to say.

KIDS IN CHURCH
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>3-year-old, Reese: Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
>Amen."
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>A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you can't make me a better
>boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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>A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to
>discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it
>was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, Thou shall not take the
>covers off the neighbor's wife."
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>After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the
>way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what
>was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, That preacher said he wanted us
>brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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>I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer
>for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
>the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she
>carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: Lead us
>not into temptation," she prayed, but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
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>and one particular four-year-old prayed, And forgive us our trash baskets
>as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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>A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to
>church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright
>little girl replied, Because people are sleeping."
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>Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together
>in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister
>had had enough. You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why?
>Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.Angie pointed to the back of the church
>and said, See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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>A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
>six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I
>wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. Just say what you hear Mommy
>say," the wife answered. the daughter bowed her head and said, Lord, why on
>earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"