Navjot Sidhu is well known for his one liners. Here are some:
"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush"
"This is a huge and handsome bye bye ball"
"The ball went high in the air and kissed the air hostess"

He uses similies in a very funny manner. Do you know any others like these?

Karthik

"The team is like the Bicycle stand in Patiala (a place in Punjab, India) - one falls down and the entire stand comes tumbling down...."


(Okay, this may not be the exact quote BUT I am quoting from memory - these words of wisdom just refuse to leave my already saturated Brainspace.)

I think I once gave out an entire list of Sidhuisms in the Jokes forum, where it must be now languishing, beneath a whole lot of other equally mind-boggling ones...