Well, this bloke won't be winning saleman of the year!

Ebay

Really? I quite liked it. Almost as much as the wedding dress sale I read last year... After all, he DID sell a car that didn't run, had broken tail lights, AND had some sizable dents and scratches.

That was wonderful, thank you. However did you find it? Were you looking for a car?

Lol, no, someone else passed it on

I loved this bit ...

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Let's deal with the 'heart' scratched into the driver's side pillar first. My (now ex) wife did that in an angry mood one night because, as she put it, 'you love that car more than you love me' (admitedly she did have a point). Not long after that I moved to St Albans and started going to the now mysteriously disappeared Executive Audi for servicing, they called me 'the love heart man'. How we laughed.

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Love his sense of humour. I am taking his side in the divorce, he seems like a really good bloke, just read some of the testimonials from people he has dealt with on ebay.