Phew, have I been busy, wish more of you kiddies would start being naughty. A lump of coal each is much easier to organize than all these fancy technomalogical thinymajigs around nowadays!

Your bad spelling Santa Claus is back agian this year ready to take orders.

Come on little boys and girls hop up on Santa's knee and tell me what you want!

I wanna pony! I wanna pony!

I was very good this year and only broke my little brother's meccano set once and set fire to my Dad's toupee (while it was still on his head ).

My Mum is convinced I am a little angel but I think that is because I chased her around the kitchen with a carving knife. I think she is still recovering. No sirree! That dame won't be giving me any more scoldings.

Thanks Santa

All I want for chistmas is some sleep... and for the essay fairy to come and do my coursework for me! Could that be arranged please Santa??

Hi Santa!

Most probably, I'd have asked you for good results for the exams starting on 10 Dec, but for a change, I'll ask for good wishes. Boy, am I going to be nervous and tensed this Christmas...
Anky!

Hi Santa

You don't need to bring me anything this year. I am already getting what I want, and getting it early. You know the story, since you can see all.

Just thank you Santa for helping me find Funtrivia and all my friends in the Forums!

All I want for Christmas is to pass my classes!

Hi Santa. All I'd like this year is to stop hearing Christmas music.

A moment or two of happiness

I'd just like world peace!

Oh, isn't this the Miss World Competition, sorry!

Well Santa you did it to me again this year. Clothes that don`t fit or simply are not something I would wear, a vase that would look best situated at the back of a dark cupboard and a jigsaw puzzle that would no doubt drive me crazy. Fortunetly Santa I have finally found the courage to acquire the sales dockets for these pressies and have spent a number of hours exchanging them for things I will actually enjoy and use.
The large book titled "1001 Movies You Must See" which included Independance Day and Scream amoung many other movies that I didn`t feel I "must" see was exchanged for the dvds "The Good The Bad And The Ugly" and "Merry Christmas Mr Laurence". The round jigsaw puzzle was exchanged for the dvd "Gatacca" and a "Blondie Greatest Hits" cd. The clothes have been exchanged for mambo t-shirts, sorry Santa but I`m just not the type of person that wears anything with an alligator embroidered on it. The vase proved to be the hardest to get rid of but the staff finally saw my point and exchanged it for a Monet print.
I know you did your best this year Santa but next year I will be forwarding my wish list as I have done in previous years, stick to it and sales staff throughout Australia will be happy.

Uh oh. Seems we have a mix up. You aren't Damnsuicidalroos that lives in North Sydney?? Bet that DRS is going to want to exchange his DVDs CD and mambo shirts for the book, vase and jigsaw ....

Don't worry Santa, you got it exactly right with me!