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#263306 - Sun Apr 03 2005 12:02 AM what's the worst song ever?
essjay Offline
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Registered: Fri Apr 01 2005
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I'm running a survey to find the worst song in the world, as part of
an ongoing study of people and music.

If you've got a song that you really, really despise, then please tell
me--and the world--about it. The survey is available at:

http://www.cs.waikato.ac.nz/music/

It just takes a few minutes to describe which song you hate, and
why--and think how much better you'll feel once you've vented!

Remember that the more votes that are submitted, the better the
understanding that can be gained about what makes a song truly
loathsome. Do it for science!

Once you've submitted a vote, then you can see other submissions;
be careful, though, it's hard to get some of these vile songs out of your head!

Cheers,
Sally Jo Cunningham
University of Waikato
Hamilton, New Zealand

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#263307 - Sun Apr 10 2005 06:14 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
tjoebigham Offline
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Some songs I'd nominate for the worst:

Soapy songs such as Charlene's "Never Been To Me" and Maureen McGovern's "Torn Between Two Lovers" and that vapid Bobby Goldsboro hit "Honey" (EECCHH!) Never really liked "MacArthur Park" either. And while others may protest I'm not crazy about Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"!

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#263308 - Sun Apr 10 2005 09:11 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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Some of the worst songs I can think of are "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've got Love in My Tummy", anything by the Bay City Rollers and most rap songs.
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#263309 - Sun Apr 10 2005 09:25 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
ktstew Offline
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Registered: Tue Jan 18 2005
Posts: 8717
Loc: Arkansas USA
You bet, Dennis. All of those sixties 'sugary' songs are are unredeemable! Some later, then more current atrociousness includes :
- Achy Breaky Heart
-Redneck Woman
-Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
-Like A Virgin
-Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
-Ready To Run
But that just got my engine warmed up. I promise not to burden you with the bulk of it!
I also agree with that most rap is incredibly base, offensive and [downright dangerous for women]
I see that the survey you provided a link to was originally the brainchild of my personal columnist hero, Dave Barry. Yay!


Edited by ktstew (Sun Apr 10 2005 09:32 AM)
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#263310 - Sun Apr 10 2005 10:54 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
picqero Offline
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Registered: Tue Dec 28 2004
Posts: 2813
Loc: Hertfordshire<br>England UK
Barbara Cartland once made an album called 'an album of love songs entirely for you", on which she sang. I thought this was a joke when I first heard it played, but apparently it wasn't. Has to be one of the worst ever recordings, and she should have stuck to writing!

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#263311 - Sun Apr 10 2005 10:58 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
picqero Offline
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Registered: Tue Dec 28 2004
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Loc: Hertfordshire<br>England UK
Quote:

Some songs I'd nominate for the worst:

Soapy songs such as Charlene's "Never Been To Me" and Maureen McGovern's "Torn Between Two Lovers" and that vapid Bobby Goldsboro hit "Honey" (EECCHH!) Never really liked "MacArthur Park" either. And while others may protest I'm not crazy about Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
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Well I'll certainly protest about Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' which I think is just brilliant, for the music, the song and the singing. I also quite like Charlene's 'Never been to me', which has, I think, very moving and thought provoking lyrics.

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#263312 - Sun Apr 10 2005 08:19 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
MotherGoose Offline
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I'm a big Queen fan but I don't like "Bohemian Rhapsody" either! The lyrics are absolute rubbish and the music is only passable.
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#263313 - Sun Apr 10 2005 11:26 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
Gatsby722 Offline
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What was that Rod Stewart song where he rhymed, or attempted to, "physical" and "lyrical"? Oh, it drove me to the edge hearing it! And there was this other odd lyric in a song. Something about a 'bustle in your hedgerow'. That song was pretty good but I never got that part of it. Lyrics make me an even bigger looney tune sometimes! And I'd forgotten about that "Never Been To Me". Dreadful, at least I thought!


Edited by gatsby722 (Sun Apr 10 2005 11:30 PM)
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#263314 - Mon Apr 11 2005 06:22 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
MotherGoose Offline
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Posts: 5007
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My votes for worst song ever would go to:

Bohemian Rhapsody
Mambo Number 5
Baby Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me
Having My Baby
The Macarena
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#263315 - Mon Apr 11 2005 06:27 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
damnsuicidalroos Offline
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Loc: Sydney
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Achy Breaky Heart by a country mile for me.
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#263316 - Mon Apr 11 2005 06:54 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
ktstew Offline
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Oh yes, mothergoose. How could I have forgotten Having My Baby and Don't Get Hooked On Me? I think the Rod Stewart chestnut gats mentioned is You're In My Heart . Geeesh. Torn Between Two Lovers is pretty creepy, too.
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#263317 - Mon Apr 11 2005 09:02 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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Loc: Arizona USA
My votes for worst songs:

Loving You by Minnie Riperton (I just can't stand the screaming!)
Muskrat Love by Captain & Tenille
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#263318 - Mon Apr 11 2005 09:12 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
ktstew Offline
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Let's add Me And You And A Dog Named Boo to yours, Clarasue. Is it my imagination, or are there far more bad songs in the world than good ones?
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#263319 - Mon Apr 11 2005 09:52 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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And it never fails. The worst songs are the ones that get stuck in your head and you sing them all day.....
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#263320 - Tue Apr 12 2005 04:53 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
IndieQueen Offline
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Registered: Tue Apr 17 2001
Posts: 7306
Loc: Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania USA
Quote:

What was that Rod Stewart song where he rhymed, or attempted to, "physical" and "lyrical"? Oh, it drove me to the edge hearing it! And there was this other odd lyric in a song. Something about a 'bustle in your hedgerow'. That song was pretty good but I never got that part of it. Lyrics make me an even bigger looney tune sometimes! And I'd forgotten about that "Never Been To Me". Dreadful, at least I thought!




You're probably thinking of "You're in my Heart." I love Rod Stewart, really I do, but some of his lyrics are a tad off.

Personally, I have to go with "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot. My disdain for that song is legendary. Oh, and "Muskrat Love", I can't hear that song without experiencing pain.
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#263321 - Tue Apr 12 2005 10:46 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
onlytrivial Offline
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Registered: Tue Jan 11 2005
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Loc: Melbourne, Australia
I'm a bit young to know some of these songs. Though by the way you've described them I might be lucky. Well, the song I think is the worst is a recent one. "Shut Up" by the Black Eyed Peas is one of those songs with an awful tune which gets stuck in your head. The incessant repetition drives me crazy.
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#263322 - Wed Apr 13 2005 06:11 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
BbSean Offline
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Loc: Northern Ireland
Quote:


And there was this other odd lyric in a song. Something about a 'bustle in your hedgerow'. That song was pretty good but I never got that part of it.




I think that that line is from Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. One of my favourite songs of all time.
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#263323 - Wed Apr 13 2005 07:06 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
rogue Offline
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Registered: Sat Apr 05 2003
Posts: 664

"Auld Lang Syne" Is it any wonder I hate New Years Eve? Depressing lyrics coupled with depressing music.

Personally I don't really dislike very many songs as much as I tire of hearing them over-played on the radio. But without a radio in the workplace now,
I've begun to enjoy some of those songs again.

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#263324 - Tue Apr 19 2005 04:24 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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I can't stand "1,2, Step" by Ciara and Missy Elliot. Its is pointless, repetative, and WAY too catchy. and it doesn't help that I HATE hip-hop, and rap.
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#263325 - Tue Apr 26 2005 06:24 AM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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It would have to be Mambo no 5. I HATE the words - so demeaning to women. Women exist for the singer only to "make me a man". Yecchh. What sort of message is that sending to our young men?

Also hate "Don't worry, be happy"

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#263326 - Fri Apr 29 2005 03:04 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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Loc: Sussex, England
It gave me enormous pleasure voting Mariah Carey's ghastly rendition of "Without You" as the worst song ever. I have to say that I agree with ClaraSue regarding that Minnie Ripperton song too. Must be to do with the screeching, I think. Will we get to hear the final results of this survey in the future?
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#263327 - Mon May 09 2005 03:57 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
beee Offline
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Registered: Wed Nov 24 2004
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Loc: Karlsruhe Germany
I hate that Kylie Minogue song... can't Get You Out of My Head. And Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From the Block. oh, and all the rediculous rap songs that are around at the moment Oooh, there are so many!
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#263328 - Wed Oct 26 2005 09:48 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
briggy1 Offline
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That new Sweet Child O'Mine cover by the some artist i can't remember. It really ****** me off. How can someone destroy that song so bad?


Edited by Copago (Thu Oct 27 2005 12:28 AM)

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#263329 - Wed Oct 26 2005 09:49 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
briggy1 Offline
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Any Rap SOng except Black Eyed Peas

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#263330 - Wed Nov 02 2005 07:06 PM Re: what's the worst song ever?
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Loc: London England
Tie me kangaroo down sport - Rolf Harris. In fact anything by Rolf Harris, 2 little boys, Sunarise and his version of Stairway to Heaven.
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