Heh, I actually quite like the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, but I think it has something to do with my childhood. I'm not sure.
While I quite like Iron Butterfly (though the lyrics of Ina Gada Da Vida may leave something to be desired, I think the music itself was quite inspired for it's time, and helped to transform a whole genre of rock. But I also know that most people probably don't agree with me), I will say that at least one song on the flip side of the album with Ina Gada Da Vida, namely My Mirage, might be one of the worst songs of all time. Also, the song Flowers and Beads, from the same album. *shudder*
I can easily agree with a lot of the other songs already mentioned, too. Although I don't actually dislike Bohemian Rhapsody, it's also a long way from anywhere near my favorite Queen song (I'm really partial to the Prophet's Song, which is the first song on side B of Night at the Opera, and I have a soft spot for Killer Queen...) But I really hate Fat Bottomed Girls. Hate. With passion.
There are so many really horrible and worthless songs out there right now that I don't even think it's worth mentioning them. They're so unremarkable they don't deserve to be on the list. But if we go a little further back, to my childhood, we can find some real doozies. Like Ice Ice Baby, for instance. That song drives me mad, and the worst part is I remember every word of it. It was like some freakish background music to my life for about 3 months after it was released. I hated it even then. Also, I'll add Babe by Styx. Another band I quite like, but Babe is so... so... words cannot describe the horror of that song.
And Mothergoose, I don't have teenage children, but I know plenty of people who do. A coworker's three teenagers were in love with Limp Bizkit's new song, Behind Blue Eyes... And my coworker, who is almost 50, couldn't remember who the original artist was!
"Lothruin, do you know who did that song first? My kids don't believe it's a remake."
"Yes, Who did that song."
"What?"
"No, Who."
"Who?"
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"No, Who."
It was quite fun. Right out of a Shel Silverstein poem.
