Sorry to shout, but I can't make myself heard against the buzz of the weed-eater, the roar of the chainsaw, the clamour of the leaf vac and all the other discordant sounds emerging from back yards just, it seems, as Iam settling down for my Sunday afternoon siesta. That these tools are a marvellous advance on what our grandfathers struggled with, I have no doubt. That a certain amount of noise attached to their use is necessary and unavoidable - I have no doubt about that either. But enough is enough! The Nobel Peace Prize, in my view, should go to the individual or consortium which creates a power tool providing a maximum of service with a minimum of unwelcome din!