I will be conspicuous by my absence for a couple of days so I trust you all to be on your very best behaviour! I have left George and Cris holding the fort.

This is the first time I will have visited the family home since my mother died so it is likely to be quite traumatic.

So logging off now, see you on Sunday. Byeee.

Oh dear - I hope it's not too horrible Sue.
Look forward to having you back home.

Take care Sue. It will be painful, but we're all thinking of you!

She gone yet?

PARTY!!!!!

OK I shall order the party hats and noise makers.


What else shall we have?



Lots of food and beverages of all kinds for all ages.
What does everyone want to bring?

Should be fun!!!!!!
PF

Lots of hunks. She always commandeers them.
Rude songs.

Lots of messy food to get ground into the rug - or should we roll up the rugs for dancing?

Ren what did you do with Fabio's private phone number? And the Chippendale dancers?

Well, Heather, if I can't find them, we have to ask George to do the honours.

Lorks, I think I'll go away for the weekend too!

Beer....

geez, leave the women in charge, and they forget the basics!

chocolate

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EEEEKKKK!!

LMAO!!!!!!!

Ozzz, I didn't forget the beer - it's just some things don't even have to be mentioned.

Shhhh, looks like the boss is back!

Ahem...Welcome home Sue. How was it?

Hmm, they charged me excess baggage. I brought back lots of framed photographs of my children, they weigh heavy.

Now is that fair? Had I gone over before I lost all my weight I would have been 19 kilos heavier than I am now and it would not have cost me extra. My baggage was only 5 kilos over allowance.

It was good to see my brother, he is really feeling my our mother's death more than the rest of us as he lived with her. He took me to a shopping mall so I could 'window shop' - quite good, no moaning about walking around shops just looking.

What, no shopping? Are you feeling well Sue?

Sore point Heather - don't forget I lost my job a few weeks ago.

Glad you're back in one piece Sue, extra baggage and all.

I'd just like to point out that I was good while you were away and didn't get into any of the party talk with the naughty kids. I know you said you didn't shop, but surely you picked up the odd present for really deserving people! What? Yes actually I was picked on at school, what makes you all ask?

Dobber!

Well you didn't exactly cover your tracks!

I guess the cartoon of empties was a bit of a giveaway ... oh and this thread. *smacks forehead* should have deleted it.



Good to see you back, Sue!

Sniff, sob....
We never got to see George in the buff doing a dance number...

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