"Anybody want a peanut?"
"No. Now stop it...I mean it!"

Anything from Monty Python cracks me up! But Holy Grail comes to mind right now, especially the swordfight: "Come back here and fight you coward!"
"But you have no arms"
"What..that? That´s just a scratch! A flesh wound!"

And..."We are the knights who say ´Ni´!"

I also love Young Frankenstein and History of the World..too funny!

From City of Angels:

Cassio: "Was it worth it...the warmth?"
Seth: "I would rather have one touch of her hair...one kiss from her lips...than an eternity without it".

And...

"When they ask me what my favorite part was, I´ll tell them it was you".

sigh...sniff

and the grandmother in her sitting room:
"PEANUTS!"

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Teenage children are the reason some animals eat their young.

Kurtz: Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

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...enjoying the journey...

"I believe in the church of baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu...and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary, and 108 stitches in a baseball.. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But, it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me.
"I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and, it's never boring. Which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hittin' a baseball; you just have to relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a guy hittin' under .250, unless he had a lot of RBI's or was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him. And the guys are so sweet, they'll always stay and listen. Course a guy will listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay."

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I have this posted on the wall in my office and it helps me fight my tendency to procrastinate.

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Bye now,

Air Force One

Admiral! There be whales here!

Star Trek: The Voyage Home

One of the dumbest lines I've ever heard was at the beginning of Jumanji, when the 2 boys were burying the box and the wolves howl in the background. The younger boy says that he's scared and the older boy say's,"Don't be scared, it's only wolves!"

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"My brother and me, we used to say that drowning in beer is like going to heaven. Well now he's not here, and I got two soakers -- this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

That gives me chills and wet eyes.

In Say Anything a couple of things: when all the guys are trying to console Lloyd after Diane dumps him he says"If you guys know so much about women what are you doing drinking beers in the 7/11 parking lot on a Friday night without a girl in sight?"

And also from Lloyd "She gave me a pen??? A pen??

The whole speech Ben Affleck gives to Joey Lauren Adams in the van in Chasing Amy. If a guy ever said that to me when I was single....OH MY!
hungreee

Or

(from High Fidelity)
Friend/Regular: Why would you sell this album to me and not that guy?
Barry: 'Cause you're not a GEEK.
Friend/Regular: You guys are elitist snobs.
All Three clerks: No we're not!
Friend/Regular: Yes you are. You think that you have the right to determine who's entitled and who's not just because you know pretty much more than anyone else about music.
(All three, agreeing) Yeah./ Thant's pretty much it./ Uhhuh!
(P.S. - Not the exact dialog - just the sence of the scene)

George C.:

"What's the matter? Businessmen do this to eachother all the time.?"

from Ferris Beuller's Day Off:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while; you could miss it."

from Empire Records:
"I do not regret the things I've done but those I did not do" & "This music is the glue of the world, without it life would be meaningless"

And from other movies....

from That Thing You Do:
"Come on! A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio!" & "Well, looks like Lenny's going fishin'"

from The Devil's Advocate:
"Oh...I have so many names."

from Can't Hardly Wait:
"You know what they say about women and trolley cars? There's plently of them in the sea." And "Do they serve an orthopedic function?" (Talking about shoes)

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