"Let's get outta here!"

Pick a movie, any movie

The droll way the wonderful John Cleese character said to the Tarzan character - "No, that's not a boat, that's Queen Victoria."

From The Last Detail Jack Nicholson (dressed in Navy Swabs) has been drinking a bit too much and a bit too loudly for the Bartenders liking. The bartender tells Jack and his cronies to leave or he'll call the Shore Patrol. Jack gets a bit heated and slams his gun and Holster on the counter as he's yelling: "Shore Patrol? IAMThe MutherF#@*ing Shore Patrol!"

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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

How about

"Men and women can never be friends. The sex gets in the way." from "When Harry met Sally"

"As God is my witness...I will live through this.....I will never be hungry again..." Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone with the Wind"

"I love you more than I've loved any woman....I've waited for you longer than I've waited for any woman." Rhett to Scarlett in "Gone with the Wind"

"Here's looking at you, kid"Bogart to hepburn in "Casablanca"

"Love means never having to say you are sorry." Love Story.

"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and suspect no one. There is more to this case than meets the eye" Peter Sellers as Clouseau in "A Shot in the Dark"

"Put on your seatbelt, Dorothy. Kansas is going bye-bye." In "The Matrix", as Neo is introduced to 'reality'

"When I give the signal, unleash hell." Russell Crowe in "Gladiator"

"Vott are ya gonna do? Shoot de schvans? Dese lovelies?"
Harruumph!
"Can't you see ven you look at me vat a lovely creature is a schvan?
I'm all over fluff and vite; I vouldn't peck at you or bite,
and have teeny twinkle toes to dance around."

"Isn't this the height of non-chalance,
furnishing a bed in restaurants.
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt;
but guess who is gonna be dessert!

Now I feel that there's a fire here;
OOO! Try that once, a little higher, dear!
mmm, just some dried up toast in a sliver;
on the top, OOOh!, a little chopped liver!"

Ya gotta guess this one...like the entire universe doesn't know!

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"What's all this fuss about conserving our natural race horses...?
E. Litella

I cant't believe that one one knows where the...."Vadaya gonna do? Shoot da schvans?" and the "bed in the restaurant" quotes came from!

The same place that "a husband, a house and the beautiful reflection of my love's affection" came from.

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"Ya know how, when ya go to the beach on Memorial Day, an people are wearin bathing suits for the first time, an they got all SORTS of stuff
that they been growin all winter on their thighs, backs, all OVER the place...."
R. Rosannadanna

All of you people who claim to be Barbra Streisand fans....go to your rooms and hang your heads in shame!!

Does "The Most Beautiful Bride in the World" ring a bell?
"The Roller Skate Rag"

HOW ABOUT "FUNNY GIRL?"

drew barrymore in charlie's angels:

"and THAT'S kickin' your athhhh."

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"i tell you:
one must have chaos in oneself, to give birth to a dancing star."

-nietzsche

ferris bueller's day off.
principle rooney watching sloane peterson kissing 'her dad'

"so THAT'S how it is in their family..."

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"i tell you:
one must have chaos in oneself, to give birth to a dancing star."

-nietzsche

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"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One."
- Nicholas Cage, City of Angels

I've got some, I know the minute I post this I'll think of a million more. These quotes might not be 100% accurate, but they are close enough!

"Ask him what he likes to eat, if he says p****, invite him over!" and "You told me to keep him busy, he's busy holding his nuts!"--both quotes by Kyra Sedgewick in Something to Talk About.

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years." and "Yeah, I'm sure he's a gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes outta the sink before he pees in it." --both by Shirley MacLaine in Steel Magnolias.

"The sleeper has awakened." --Dune

The entire Twinkie conversation in Ghostbusters (the original one,I think!)

"I never wanted to be a razor so bad in my life." --Brendan Fraser in With Honors.

"What would you prefer, yellow spandex?"--X-Men.

"I so need lesson from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again."--Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.

"You are small. S, M, all."--Cannonball Run.

In Dogma when Chris Rock is talking about Jesus, the whole scene.

"Do you like apples? I got her number, how do you like them apples?"--Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting.

"While they did live happily ever after. The point, gentleman, is that they lived."--Ever After.

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"Step in my transporter, so I can teleport you all around my heavenly body." --Jamiroquai "Cosmic Girl"

Two of my favorites are from The Empire Strikes back. Leia says to Han Solo, "I don't know where you get your delusions, lazer brain." Chewbacca chuckles and Han says to him, "Laugh it up, fuzzball." Most of the time, the way the actors say something is more memorable than what they said.
And then there's the oft quoted observation,
"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."
Gee, who said that?

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Time is an equal opportunity resource; no one has enough of it, yet each of us has all that there is.

I think one of the best ones is from "The Godfather"...

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

-Clemenza

Two favorites:

"Fasten your seatbelts, everyone - it's going to be a bumpy night." - Betty Davis, All About Eve

and,

"Life is a banquet, and most poor bastards are starving to death." - Mame

There are so many quotes....where do I begin?

"You wear tights?"
"No, I wear the required uniform."
"Tights."
~The Breakfast Club
You sho' is ugly
~The Color Purple
My brother wouldn't touch your t*****s with ten foot pole, he likes his women bad Lenora, not cheap
~Crybaby

"evil will always conquer good because good is dumb." -spaceballs.

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save karma!

Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

Jerry Maquire

something strange is afoot at the Circle K - Bill & Ted's

I have several but 3 of my favorites are. Mrs. Robinson,are you trying to seduce me?---The Graduate. You'll shoot your eye out.---A Christmas Story. Shane, Shane, Come back Shane. Gets me every time.

from American Psycho

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

That's just a funny quote from a really screwed up movie.