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#319756 - Tue Aug 29 2006 01:36 PM Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
cronosftm Offline
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Loc: Norfolk East Anglia England UK
Here. Just refresh for a new one.
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#319757 - Tue Aug 29 2006 02:06 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Taesma Offline
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Posts: 1179
Loc: Bay Area California USA      
"Such meals that you cook! Certainly your kitchen is overrun with pestilence and vermin!"

Ahem! I resemble that remark! Hmmph.

(lol, I'd seen that site before and forgotten about it. Thanks for the reminder. )
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#319758 - Tue Aug 29 2006 02:14 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
TabbyTom Offline
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Posts: 8451
Loc: Hastings Sussex England UK    
Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.

Interesting site!
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#319759 - Tue Aug 29 2006 02:24 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Gatsby722 Offline
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Registered: Fri May 18 2001
Posts: 123698
Loc: Canton
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Oh, well, um, *stammer*...mine said :

"May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen."

I reckon I'd better not say one word in response to that!
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#319760 - Tue Aug 29 2006 02:31 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Loc: California USA
Marmots will stick to you in Delaware.


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I got a Portuguese one a bit earlier.
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#319761 - Tue Aug 29 2006 03:50 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Copago Offline
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Posts: 14384
Loc: Australia
How lovely is your curdled priest!

Why thank you! I think.

Don't worry, Gats. The first one I got was about my breasts smiling - so if you ever need the help in the kitchen you know mine are friendly!

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#319762 - Tue Aug 29 2006 09:05 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Posts: 398
Loc: Oregon USA
Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.
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#319763 - Wed Aug 30 2006 12:14 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
sue943 Offline
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Registered: Sun Dec 19 1999
Posts: 37410
Loc: Jersey
Channel Islands    
Your mobile calluses massage even the most scarred of surfaces.

That page brings back memories, that is exactly how pages used to look in the early days of the internet, back in the days of good old plain Netscape with no version numbers - a grey background and that font.
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#319764 - Wed Aug 30 2006 12:49 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
ainenei Offline
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Registered: Sun Jul 02 2006
Posts: 91
Loc: Canterbury New Zealand        
May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

I might make this the new signiture on all my emails!

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#319765 - Wed Aug 30 2006 07:13 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
JaneMarple Offline
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Registered: Fri Jan 30 2004
Posts: 14480
Loc: North West of England
Your eyelids refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in flickering cinematographic paralysis.
Hmmm...not sure what to make of that!
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#319766 - Wed Aug 30 2006 07:48 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Posts: 7837
Loc: Arizona USA
The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.


Say what??
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#319767 - Fri Sep 01 2006 01:35 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Posts: 1598
Loc: Sydney NSW Australia          
Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.
Hmmmmmmmm.......
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#319768 - Fri Sep 01 2006 07:03 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Registered: Sat Aug 26 2006
Posts: 196
Loc: St Louis Missouri USA
Tribes of primitive hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

Whew! I think I hit the jackpot!
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#319769 - Fri Sep 01 2006 09:01 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Registered: Thu Sep 29 2005
Posts: 267
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You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

Oooh, stop it: I'm blushing!
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#319770 - Sat Sep 02 2006 05:51 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Registered: Sun Aug 11 2002
Posts: 230
Loc: Riverside Chicago Illinois USA
May your sh*t always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.

Reminds me of a verbal mobius strip.
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#319771 - Sat Sep 02 2006 06:54 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Taesma Offline
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Registered: Fri Jun 20 2003
Posts: 1179
Loc: Bay Area California USA      
So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.

Your nose hairs scare me.

Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.


This thing doesn't like me today...

And this one is just...eeww...

Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.
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#319772 - Thu Sep 07 2006 04:21 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Katiana Offline
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Loc: North Yorkshire, UK
My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion.


You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic.

*giggles*
Oh thanks....
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#319773 - Thu Sep 07 2006 03:11 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
supersal1 Offline
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Posts: 726
Loc: Essex UK
'Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.'

Spot on, although I preferred 'You have not yet reached the depths of your depravity'. I felt it gave me something to look forward to.

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#319774 - Thu Sep 07 2006 03:30 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Taesma Offline
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Posts: 1179
Loc: Bay Area California USA      
You enter while seven exits.

Oooh, we're getting cryptic now!

Ok, um, I'll say..."and the rooster crows at midnight".

Did I get the password right?
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#319775 - Sat Sep 09 2006 08:49 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
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Registered: Tue Sep 05 2006
Posts: 14562
Loc: Bucharest Romania
"If seen on a disintegrating smokestack, your eyelashes would certainly compell even a wayward band of masticating cod into a feverish frenzy."

Wow! can't decide if it's good or bad compliment
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#319776 - Sun Sep 10 2006 04:05 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
nic1990 Offline
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Registered: Thu Sep 07 2006
Posts: 412
Loc: South Australia
Your fingers are as divine as the Pope's nostril hair!
Oooh stop it... i'm blushing!

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#319777 - Mon Sep 11 2006 11:59 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Taesma Offline
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Registered: Fri Jun 20 2003
Posts: 1179
Loc: Bay Area California USA      
Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.

Now that is my idea of a great night out!
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#319778 - Sun Sep 17 2006 06:28 PM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
M0RDSITHRAINA Offline
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Registered: Wed Sep 13 2006
Posts: 31
Loc: Halifax, England
I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

HMMMMM....Ketchup with blue?? Not sure that i can work with that.
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#319779 - Mon Sep 18 2006 08:50 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
tellywellies Offline
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Registered: Sat Apr 13 2002
Posts: 5442
Loc: South of England
Your hair is like a pony's rear and I'm caught full of wonder in the trap that follows your every move.

Your radiance is a beam of light that dazzles me so much that I feel compelled to wear dark glasses and consume carrots.


Edited by tellywellies (Mon Sep 18 2006 09:08 AM)

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#319780 - Mon Sep 18 2006 08:55 AM Re: Surrealist Compliment, anyone?
Gatsby722 Offline
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Registered: Fri May 18 2001
Posts: 123698
Loc: Canton
Ohio USA    
I had to try another one of these. Imagine it:

The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

For heaven's sakes! This thing is obsessed with me and breasts .
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