Well, for all things cross-eyed and perplexing! I think my low point came two days ago with the most unusual predicament
I've had for a while. First let me say that when or if your parents told you, as a tot,: "Stop making that face or your face might just stay that way

!" they may have been making only
partial [ghoulish] threats. I had an itch in my eye on Wednesday so, as most humans do, I gave my eyes a pretty hearty rub. Perhaps a little too hearty? Yikes, indeed, they stayed in the position I had shifted them to! I tell ya...one hasn't lived until one eye's pointed this way and the other that way, especially when one's never had to make such adjustments. Blech. After the requisite panic (which, really, served no purpose whatsoever) I decided to be patient and the eyes finally found their best directions. It was entirely odd and, I suppose, is not a
good or a
funny thing but I do muscle combat regularly so I guess the eyes have some of those I need to contend with, too.
High point? After all adjustments kicked in my vision has been better than usual

. I can see both the coffee machine AND the computer without spinning my head like a possessed child actress in old movies. Whew

!